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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 9, 2023 at 4:33 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Thought I'd share a quick video of one in action in mud, so I googled 'swamp buggy' thinking that was the thing. Got something totally different, and still cool:
     
  2. Sep 9, 2023 at 4:45 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    Safety feature for those that "NEED IT" :hattip:


    I F@cK!^& had too....:p
     
  3. Sep 9, 2023 at 4:55 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    Those Swamp buggy races are in a "Certain" Mafia's "Back yard :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

    @ToyoMafia might be in their Hood o_O
     
  4. Sep 9, 2023 at 5:02 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    If I ever smash my truck up again, I'm not gonna fix it. I'll just turn it into some kinda farm buggy.
     
  5. Sep 9, 2023 at 6:56 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  6. Sep 9, 2023 at 7:28 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  7. Sep 9, 2023 at 7:38 PM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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    Yep the main track is a few miles down the road from me.
     
  8. Sep 9, 2023 at 7:40 PM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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  9. Sep 9, 2023 at 7:54 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Give your pups and extra scratch from me.

    Night, All.
     
  10. Sep 9, 2023 at 7:59 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Best I can do is call her anything but her actual name and rough her up :p
     
  11. Sep 9, 2023 at 8:09 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Well that's freakin' early :smash:
     
  12. Sep 9, 2023 at 8:11 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Probably the wrong thread, but Texas beat Alabama...:eek2::thumbsup:

    upload_2023-9-9_21-49-57.jpg

    Wife is gone to Choctaw in Oklahoma to see Darius Rucker with her girls.
    It's just me and Maverick tonight with taters and steaks on the grill.
    And drinking.......:cheers:
     
  13. Sep 9, 2023 at 8:12 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I mean WTH is the point of being an adult if you go to bed early??
     
  14. Sep 9, 2023 at 8:14 PM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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    I enjoy being an adult and going to bed whenever TF I want.
     
  15. Sep 9, 2023 at 8:15 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Are you lost :boink:

    This isn't your normal thread...
     
  16. Sep 9, 2023 at 8:17 PM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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    They let me out of my cage every once in awhile. This is a safe place for me.
     
  17. Sep 9, 2023 at 8:18 PM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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    I have been on good behavior for almost a year!!!
     
  18. Sep 9, 2023 at 8:19 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    During the week, while I'm at work, my wife and Maverick crash between 8:30 and 9:00.
    On the weekends when we are all home, she will fall asleep on the couch around 10.
    I can't even think about going to sleep until 1:00 AM with my work schedule.

    That given, I bet the girls keep my wife up at Choctaw Casino in Durant until the wee hours of the morning tonight...
     
  19. Sep 9, 2023 at 8:20 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    8/28/22. :thumbsup:
     
  20. Sep 9, 2023 at 8:21 PM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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    Time flies. Don’t even think I had a little mark on the record. That shit takes will power
     
  21. Sep 9, 2023 at 8:24 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    upload_2023-9-9_22-24-6.jpg
     
  22. Sep 9, 2023 at 8:26 PM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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    :fistbump:
     
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  23. Sep 9, 2023 at 8:30 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :laugh:
     
  24. Sep 9, 2023 at 8:39 PM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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    In all honesty I Fuhking love Tundras and our crew. I appreciate the privilege of being able to hang out here everyday.
     
  25. Sep 9, 2023 at 11:04 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    My wife just called me a little intoxicated, it's ok, they are spending the night at the casino.
    She handed off the phone to her BF who told me the wife just won $8K on a slot machine.

    I told her good, $2K can go to the new washer and dryer set since the 5-year-old Maytag took a shit today..
    You might say, just replace the washer and keep the old dryer?

    There is no fuckin' way she could tolerate a mismatched washer and dryer..
    And as much as I'd like a set of Speed Queens, she is too short to have a top loader...

    Ok, she is drunk in Oklahoma with the girls, I'm quite buzzed at home with the pup.
    Looks like a trip to Home Depot and/or Lowes will be in order tomorrow...:thumbsup:


    Good night peeps...
     
  26. Sep 10, 2023 at 12:08 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Well, I woke up an hour ago, if that makes you feel better. :p
     
  27. Sep 10, 2023 at 12:11 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :wave:
     
  28. Sep 10, 2023 at 1:36 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Watched some YouTube, and now going to bed... again.
     
  29. Sep 10, 2023 at 4:51 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    That's what she said.
     
  30. Sep 10, 2023 at 5:02 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    :eek:
     

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