Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Damn it we're in a drought; please use water sparingly and only wash your vehicle at one of the those places that recycles the water


PS>>> how do you always get it to look so creamy???

 

Uh, no....

 

So they fit in front of the stove and sink better

 

I'm gonna get slapped for using that one later tonight

 

Some people pay extra for that

 

#foreplay

 

I have no idea what this all means; you're gonna have to send me a video of the process...

 

In daisy dukes and a tube top?

 

Both, stay prepared.

 

It is what it is. I’d rather have him healthy and performing well.
We’ll get a refund for half the original ticket price…
…and I just bought tickets for the Seattle shows

 

I hate it when this thread isn't on the main page, so I'll leave this here for @LarryDangerfield .

 

We went to a Jamaica wedding tonight. Had a blast. I took this pic, and realized afterwards that it was almost a rainbow of colors.

 

Dunno what game they are playing, nor do I know the rules. But if I had to pick a winner, it’s the only lady with a beer in her hand and not a phone.

 

The bride was in front of them off to the right.

 

Aren't there easements and right of ways for that stuff?
If not, you could dig a tunnel.

 

It was a great time and they finally won.
My wife bought the seat tickets, I paid for the parking pass and beers..





Nolan greeted us on the way in.

 

Damn. Saw Harwell was on hospice yesterday but thought he had a few more days.

Agreed on the Buffett music though. Great dude, but I never really cared for his music.

 

Jimmy Buffett songs were always meant to be sang while drunk or stoned (or both) on a tropical beach somewhere. Out of that context, just meh.

except this has always been my favorite version of this one, which is a bit more somber for a Buffett song to start with.
https://youtu.be/5PaNORByjO8?si=Kum1dMRmjl7eWvJo

 

I just watched highlights of the game, and Garcia was super emotional on that HR... He struck out 4 times in that game prior to that last plate appearance and looked 'wore out'; he needed that one!!! Definitely would have been a great game to see in person

 

I've thought about trying one many times.
Unfortunately, I have an issue with having my head below horizontal. Not sure if it's a circulation issue or what, but my head fills with pressure, like all the blood rushes to my head and doesn't get pumped back out.
I'm guessing it's because my brain is so huge and powerful that when I'm upside down, it sucks up all the blood and my heart isn't strong enough to pump it back up to my feet. Not sure what else it could be.
The other thing is, while pulling my neck apart relieves the bulging discs in my neck, it kills my back. I damaged a disc in my lower back a long time ago and it tends to herniate in a not so usual direction. The one time I finally tried therapy for it, I got lucky and the kid who worked on me was an ex hockey player who had the exact same type of herniation and knew what to do. Before that happened though, I was put on a traction machine and it was excruciating. They took me off of it within 30 seconds.
Anyway, as much as I want to try one of those inversion boards, it would probably do more damage than good.
Also, I've been to specialists and they say I'm fuk'd up, but not fuk'd up enough for surgery. So, they said to just live with it until it's bad enough for surgery. In the meantime, you can try acupuncture, or massage therapy........ I told them to go puncture their ass with their own fist.
Not sure how it is anywhere else, but around here, they like accident induced injuries. They'll cut you open and do all kinds of surgery if it's from an accident. But if it's just 35 yrs of wear and tear and a reoccurring disc problem from 20 yrs ago, they're not interested. They can't get the insurance to pay for shit like that.
Cool story, huh?

 

I'm just waiting for the long weekend to end, so I can go out grouse hunting when all the folks who only gets weekends off are back at work.