Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I see your pickle. Pervert.

 

Those two look like they're best buds. Love that you guys adopted Gia into a loving home.

 

No but I find you a little footling at times.

 

@LarryDangerfield I was at the Central Market in Austin and found these:


I also found these

 

Never heard of "fire-brewed soda" before. Let us know how they taste.

As for the protein pops, the lack of gluten might make them an option for @1794TX

 

He doesn't care if you cover your face as long as your piggies are exposed.

 

Well then...

 

I bought some of their root beer from Costco a while back. Bought this for my daughter since I don't do soda anymore but I'm gonna sneak a little when she cracks the first one open. I'll check back in with the review.

 

Make sure you're rubbing your belly button while making eye contact.

 

I usually play w/at least one nipple

 

Has to be the belly button.

 

Sorry, but I'm lint free... kinda pointless

 

Joel loves belly buttons.

 

We know.... but generally, he wants something in it such as lint, bellybutton rings, or kit kats

 

So don't scrub it for a day, and then put some jello in there. I'm sure he'll love the crunchy jello!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSz_mvpYS-A

 

She handled it well.

 

My wife and I have been twice. The first time it was horrible, but the second time it was okay. I prefer the old park by a mile.

 

Ew. All of a sudden I'm not a fan of [any food that doesn't go on a stick] on a stick. Not hating on them really, but also not sure how many health nuts need to hear this: If you need nutrients, the best way to get them is to eat real food. BCAAs are all over your kitchen, without eating sucralose, 'extracts', artificial this or that, or some other mystery chemical. On a stick.
7 Foods High in Leucine and Why You Need It (webmd.com)

Okay, preaching over; back to the comedy.

 

This popped into my head reading this

Jose Jalapeno On A Steek

 

Look, man, if you don't want my stick that's ok. Joel is obviously fine with it, so I'll survive.

 

Juan* Jalapeño on a Steeek is awesome.

 

My brain is fried. Good night, all!