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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 9, 2023 at 4:53 PM
    NWPirate

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  2. Aug 9, 2023 at 4:54 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Oh really? I couldn't belive there was still an oil slick when I was there last
     
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    I'm just saying the only way you'd get me to Hawaii would be with some really fun incentives. I said I'd rather be single than dig through the "wedding dress for sale" ads. Doesn't mean I don't like ( . Y . ) as much or more than the next guy.

    I do love the Tundra, and if my life plans had worked out as I had hoped I'd still have it along with a woman, 2 kids, a travel trailer and a mortgage. She decided otherwise. So, I bought the truck I wanted before the family idea was planted as a way of getting a clean slate. Sue me. :p

    Ketchup is only eaten in the one previous manner I lined out. Essentially, it is only to be used as an ingredient. Never consumed as a solo condiment.

    I did buy shit.

    What is too much trouble? You lost me here.

    Yes, people suck. See the second point.

    You guys are pretty cool, but I bet for $20 you'd suck too!
     
  4. Aug 9, 2023 at 5:10 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Right, even after the decontamination or whatever they did, they made it sound like that would happen for a long long time, which is crazy
     
  5. Aug 9, 2023 at 5:18 PM
    AZBoatHauler

    AZBoatHauler SSEM#140 / 2.5 gen plebe

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    He is consistent in his love for all things Kurt Cobain and Nirvana tho.
     
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  6. Aug 9, 2023 at 5:19 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    just generally speaking...

    You'll usually say something like, 'I'd like to do ____ (fill in the blank); but F' it, it's too much trouble'...

    and for what it's worth, sorry about point #2 :(
     
  7. Aug 9, 2023 at 6:27 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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  8. Aug 9, 2023 at 7:34 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I'm catching up and got lost. What was point #2?
     
  9. Aug 9, 2023 at 7:35 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    Octothorpemetoo
     
  10. Aug 9, 2023 at 7:37 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Well shit, now I'm even more lost. Remember who you are responding too, at this point in the evening I am usually far from sober and not exactly seeing straight.
     
  11. Aug 9, 2023 at 7:38 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Don’t worry, I’m just as confused.
    We need to camp together more!
     
  12. Aug 9, 2023 at 7:39 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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  13. Aug 9, 2023 at 7:39 PM
    Azblue

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    Yes we do. Then we can be drunk and confused together. No homo
     
  14. Aug 9, 2023 at 7:42 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Totally, hahaha what are you doing in late October/ early November. We make the trip to the mother land down south, Turkey creek near Wilcox
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    'I do love the Tundra, and if my life plans had worked out as I had hoped I'd still have it along with a woman, 2 kids, a travel trailer and a mortgage. She decided otherwise. So, I bought the truck I wanted before the family idea was planted as a way of getting a clean slate. Sue me.'
     
  16. Aug 9, 2023 at 7:45 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Got some Dr. appointments around that time, but still planning to do some trips when the weather is nicer. I can always reschedule.
     
  17. Aug 9, 2023 at 7:48 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    I’m trying to get my mom out more, she liked boondocking mostly.
    She’s got the truck and the rig to do it all, but she uses it once or twice a year if she’s lucky.
     
  18. Aug 9, 2023 at 7:48 PM
    Azblue

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    Meh, bitches always be tripping and there's always another one.

    Looking back many years, if I had given up after earlier relationships that I thought were "The One" I would have never hooked up with my wife.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    You, sir, can fuck right off to fuckoffistan with that horseshit. :thumbsup:
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Salty yet sensitive...great name for this thread
     
  21. Aug 9, 2023 at 8:23 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Or for a wiener...
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    I laughed way too hard at that post. No homo....Clear. Succinct. Direct.
     
  23. Aug 9, 2023 at 8:33 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    If you make it to T2S you won’t be disappointed.
     
  24. Aug 9, 2023 at 8:38 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    This is how they drive in fuckoffistan.....fyi.....no one got hurt


     
  25. Aug 9, 2023 at 9:19 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    I was never worried...is there a rumor that T2S is all glory holes and Dirty Sanchez's?
     
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    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Yeah totally just a rumor
     
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    Yeah but I heard there is talk of adding it next year. So there will be Go Fast Friday and also now Glory Hole Saturday.
     
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    AZBoatHauler

    AZBoatHauler SSEM#140 / 2.5 gen plebe

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    Raises the stakes for time trials.
     
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    Good morning, All.

    I hope your Fridays glide by into fantastic weekends!
     
  30. Aug 10, 2023 at 5:49 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    I just hope my Thursday glides into a fantastic Friday…
     

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