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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 9, 2023 at 2:05 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ah, but a protip for you and @LarryDangerfield
    Go to marketplace and search wedding dresses.

    There you have it - new singles.

    You're welcome.
     
  2. Aug 9, 2023 at 2:06 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Single for a reason. Either batshit, butt ugly, boring, or a bloodsucker. Hard pass.
     
  3. Aug 9, 2023 at 2:11 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    You miss every shot you dont take.:boink:

    Sometimes, people grow apart.
     
  4. Aug 9, 2023 at 2:25 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    But maybe desperate enough to give @LarryDangerfield a chance...
     
  5. Aug 9, 2023 at 2:33 PM
    GODZILLA

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    And you might catch something that you need a shot to treat too. Cheating is rampant these days. I'd rather be alone.
     
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  6. Aug 9, 2023 at 2:34 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Ouch. I'll be the first to advise him to avoid anyone who defines themselves as "desperate enough" to date him.
     
  7. Aug 9, 2023 at 2:36 PM
    bflooks

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    The amount of salty yet sensitive is at a new level. I'm trying to explain some of this to my wife, and I honestly can't
     
  8. Aug 9, 2023 at 3:15 PM
    T-Rex266

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    If they're single, that means they were having an affair? orrrr they can just be single, ready to mingle. #YOLO
     
  9. Aug 9, 2023 at 3:20 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I'm just saying there is risk involved. I don't want it to burn when I pee!
     
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  10. Aug 9, 2023 at 3:22 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I would never cheat on you :rasta:
     
  11. Aug 9, 2023 at 3:22 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Put a damn condom on; hit it once; and bounce!!!!!
     
  12. Aug 9, 2023 at 3:28 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Are you cheating on your wife by being here with us?
     
  13. Aug 9, 2023 at 3:29 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Again, not worth the effort. I can handle a one and done on my own without having to "bounce" afterward. If it won't last it's not worth starting.
     
  14. Aug 9, 2023 at 3:30 PM
    bflooks

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    Is masturbation a form of cheating?
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    :monocle:
     
  16. Aug 9, 2023 at 3:30 PM
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    That's between you and your significant other.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    This here is an interesting topic...
     
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  18. Aug 9, 2023 at 3:31 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Why am I not surprised to learn that you find other people touching themselves "interesting"....
     
  19. Aug 9, 2023 at 3:33 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    uhhh... because I'm a perv and like hot chicks :thumbsup:

    or was that a rhetorical question???
     
  20. Aug 9, 2023 at 3:40 PM
    bflooks

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    I'm glad I can contribute to the great debate.
     
  21. Aug 9, 2023 at 3:45 PM
    Outbound

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    Are you not?
     
  22. Aug 9, 2023 at 3:49 PM
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    Wrap it in latex, or she gets your paychecks.

    :rofl:
     
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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Flamming Joe's. Apparently the one on North division is closed, but the one in Spokane valley is still open. Worth the drive out. Great wings and burgers and usually a good beer list.

    River front park is fun. Lots of local bars and restaurants in walking distance from there. Great views of Spokane falls. It was the host of the 77' (I think it was 77)world's fair. One of the buildings was torn down and rebuilt in Walla Walla and is the gymnasium for the community college.

    If you're into disc golf, plenty of courses. Downriver is my favorite. It's along the Spokane river.

    Cabela's is on the way to Coeur d'Alene. If you're into that.

    Head north from Coeur d'Alene towards Sandpoint Idaho, Farreget park is a cool place. Old navy base was there. Also a couple disc golf courses there.

    Depending when you go, head west to Cheney and watch a football game. Eastern Washington university is there and they play on red turf. Fun to watch.
     
  24. Aug 9, 2023 at 4:09 PM
    AZBoatHauler

    AZBoatHauler SSEM#140 / 2.5 gen plebe

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, devastating.
    Glad my kids got to experience Lahaina, we were there just last year.
    We're heading back to Hawaii this November, almost booked Maui again but decided on Oahu.
     
  26. Aug 9, 2023 at 4:43 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    My favorite part about Pearl Harbor wasn’t even seeing the memorial and all that. It was literally the boat ride out to the Arizona, those dudes KILL IT!!!! There was no throttle control, it was all or nothing, even docking they just mashed on it!!!
    I imagine you’d get pretty good doing that 80 times a day……. But still
     
  27. Aug 9, 2023 at 4:45 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    That's awesome!
    I've been before but we're taking my FIL for the first time, he's an old Navy guy.
     
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    I don't want to go to Hawaii unless I get to play with what's in the coconuts at the hula dances. :devil:
     
  29. Aug 9, 2023 at 4:46 PM
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    Awesome, I thought I heard they don’t let you go out on the Arizona anymore. Still a cool part of history to see
     
  30. Aug 9, 2023 at 4:52 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    You are all over the place...

    Single for Life!!!

    I wanna touch boobs!!!

    Love my Tundra!!!

    Fuck it; I'm getting a Taco!!!

    Ketchup, no Ketchup!!!!

    I'm gonna buy some shit!!!

    Fuck it; it's too much trouble!!!

    People suck!!!!

    Well, not you guys!!!!

    :nuclear:
     

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