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  1. Aug 8, 2023 at 3:48 AM
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    True story: I've had salmonella and I have no idea where I got it from since I was the only one in the house who fell ill. Health Department's only question was "you don't hug or kiss chickens?" Because apparently that is the most common source for whatever I had. No!!! I im not into dinosaurs or things that eat dirt and bugs willingly. Literally a month of raw ass and fire water only to be cured by a $0.98 prescription.

    Point? Don't get salmonella.
     
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Raw ass and fire water sounds like a good time.
     
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    All of this egg talk from yesterday

     
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    Saw it last week. The only thing it has changed for me is not to buy bagged lettuce
     
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    Boiled chicken?
     
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    Usually I bbq it but this batch I just put it in a pan on the stove top. Next batch ill bbq again
     
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    Bwahahaha. I saw snotty salmonella on a bed of dead something, all made better by Tobasco sauce. I think?
     
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    What does it say about that?
     
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    Good chance of being fucked up lol
     
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    So you don't buy lettuce at all or is there a better option?
     
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    Get a head of lettuce and clean yourself is their recommendation (keep in mind, many restaurants purchase bagged lettuce)

    There’s more than just that food too
    https://youtu.be/YZcyMgdWmPg
     
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    Just got back yesterday afternoon. New trailer rocks, but the trip was a bust. Such is life

    Now for all the chaos that I have to clean up…
     
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    Glad the trailer worked out.

    Weather spoil it? Or the family? :laugh:
     
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    He had the bagged lettuce
     
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    Welcome home! Bummer about the trip, but you were going to Cape Disappointment so.....
     
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    Yes…
     
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    Yeah, the park lived up to its name.
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    I feel like hammered shit today. Gotta get the bike off the trailer and unhook the trailer, but it's windy and raining. I'd put it off a day, but I have to work tomorrow morning. :(
     
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    Too bad they don't have rental families that you could rent for a weekend.
     
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    Hookers. You're talking about hookers.
     
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    I hate movies and shows where the entire thing is filmed in terrible, dim lighting.
     
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    Shhhh. We're not gonna call it that.
     
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    We'll call them surrogate families :thumbsup:
     
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    There's more. :D
     
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    NO!
     
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    This makes me glad I didn't click on it.
     
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