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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 7, 2023 at 10:32 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    If done right and the right cut, it's still amazing and tender. Also, no brain worms. (which, btw, once established, make you crave more raw meat. It's a vicious cycle).
     
  2. Aug 7, 2023 at 10:47 AM
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  3. Aug 7, 2023 at 11:01 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Is that a phone camera?
     
  4. Aug 7, 2023 at 11:01 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Yes sir, Samsung S22 Ultra
     
  5. Aug 7, 2023 at 11:41 AM
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    Ketchup, mustard, and honey. All 3 or none of them. It is something from my childhood. A brother from another mother told me about it and I gagged at the thought. Eventually tried it to shut him up, and it was delicious. :notsure:

    :facepalm:That's nearly as bad as Jim!? Actually... that may be worse. At least he leaves the steak for somebody who appreciates it.

    Why do you only do the egg whites?
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    On my "off" days (from training) the Bison provides a different fat source and it keeps variety while protein is still up. On training I, of course, have my carbs too.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    But the yolks are so good. Lots of great nutrition in them.
     
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  8. Aug 7, 2023 at 11:51 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I can handle runny yolk no problem, but if the egg wasn't cooked long enough and I get the clear mixed with white stuff my life is ruined
     
  9. Aug 7, 2023 at 11:53 AM
    GODZILLA

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    :fistbump: #nosnottyeggs
     
  10. Aug 7, 2023 at 11:54 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Genuinely makes me gag
     
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  11. Aug 7, 2023 at 11:55 AM
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    Yup. If I want a loogie, I can snort my own.
     
  12. Aug 7, 2023 at 12:10 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Absolutely, thats why I eat them 5x a week. I use different fat sources throughout the day for variety of difference fats/nutrition.
     
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  13. Aug 7, 2023 at 12:13 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I prefer scrambled or an omelette.
    Once in a while I'll get a hankerin for some over easy eggs. I like dipping toast in the yoke, but it can't be snotty and slimy.
    Gotta be cooked enough and just enough yolk left to dip toast.
    That's the only way.
    I'll be passing out a handbook with the correct/only way to do everything.
     
  14. Aug 7, 2023 at 12:44 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Is that a bit short for you???
     
  15. Aug 7, 2023 at 12:47 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    The last ham the wife ended up smoking had some kind of honey and cherry glaze to it... It was surprisingly one of the best I've ever had :thumbsup:
     
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    I tried smoking a ham and completely wasted it all. Not good. I think it was the rub recipe, though.

    Oh! And eggs need Hot Ones Classic hot sauce. Sooooo good. Think happy middle of Sriracha and Tobasco.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I've got a couple inches to spare ;)
     
  18. Aug 7, 2023 at 2:39 PM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    To quote an old commercial, a little dab'll do ya.

     
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I had a set with your name on it
     
  21. Aug 7, 2023 at 3:29 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    SR5 snowflakes! I've got a set for the Sequoia
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Tripleconpanna

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    meaning what... it didn't crash; it didn't die'; you bought it?; it was happy w/you in the seat???
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Oh it was def happy with my tall ass in the seat :rofl:

    Nah, it was the first time driving a Y so we didn't really know if we were sold on it or not. Tons of room, it sits a lot higher up than a 3, wife loved it.
     
  25. Aug 7, 2023 at 4:10 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    You are 100% wrong.
    Burgers; yes with Dukes, onion and tomato.
    Eggs; yes, scrambled only.
    Hot dogs; never. mustard, onions and chili only..

    Honey on biscuits, hell yeah.
     
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    Setup one with the MYP just to feel the difference
     
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    I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    What, no cheese on the hot dog to make a chili cheese dog?
     
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    I’m a sucker for chili cheese dogs from Wiener schnitzel, not really a fan of pats chili dogs, sonic is so so

    there used to be debs coney cafe downtown in that weird artsy area that was good
     
  30. Aug 7, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Those are a guilty pleasure when they go on sale. Really good when you have a good buzz going.
     

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