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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 29, 2023 at 8:20 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    My wife asked me if I'd seen the dogs bowl.
     
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  2. Jul 29, 2023 at 8:30 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Fortunately, I eat 1 fast food meal a week…usually Saturday evening as my last meal
     
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  3. Jul 29, 2023 at 8:31 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    This fucker has tenderloin steak, t-bone, last night's Cane's chicken, $40 a bag wet dog food, and $20 a bag dry food.
    WTF is he waiting for?:confused:

    Oh, fu(k me..
    He ate all as I typed this post...

    Good boy Mavs.

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  4. Jul 29, 2023 at 8:35 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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  5. Jul 29, 2023 at 9:34 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I said I didn't know they could.
     
  6. Jul 29, 2023 at 9:42 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    LOL:p
     
  7. Jul 29, 2023 at 11:47 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Well...

    RCI trans skid and cat guards were installed this evening. I'm happy that project is now done and the truck is a little better protected from thieves and whatnot :thumbsup: There was an 'RCI skid/cat guard best practices thread', so I posted details in there if anyone cares to read about my experience w/the install... 51

    Heck...between the skids, cat guards and sliders, I'm starting to amass a fair amount of aftermarket armor; it might be time for me to start my own build thread like the rest of you fools :D
     
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  8. Jul 29, 2023 at 11:56 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    You've certainly got the free time for it! :playball:
     
  9. Jul 30, 2023 at 12:02 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That rant is justified; it's getting to the point where the wife and I almost refuse to do fast food unless we are in a crunch. If we're paying $40-$50 for food might as well sit down and be taken care of...

    ...and as @GODZILLA would say, "never know when it will be my last meal, so i better make it good"
     
  10. Jul 30, 2023 at 3:05 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Night number 4 this week. I'm feeling it tonight. Hoping it's a passing thing as I'd like to put a few miles on the bike on the way home. Right now, though... I could lean back in my chair and totally take a nap.
     
  11. Jul 30, 2023 at 6:14 AM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Take-out is expensive these days. Same quantity of McDonalds or BurgerKing is not going to be substantially cheaper. It's just the new norm.

    Last night we had 4 foot long grinders (2 chicken parm, a Turkey and a Capicola), fries (about the size of one McDonalds large) and a double order of fried Mozilla sticks. I did pick-up. $69.something and a $10 tip.

    That used to be a $40-50 order.
     
  12. Jul 30, 2023 at 6:16 AM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    That one dude saying 1-2 mpg better after you hung more weight off the truck...:rofl:
     
  13. Jul 30, 2023 at 7:18 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    What absolutely beautifu.... * Looks at @Tripleconpanna * stupid ass flowers

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    Also, a story of itchy back
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  14. Jul 30, 2023 at 7:20 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Went to HD for a thing of sod. Came back with one thing of sod, top soil, and I grabbed a Miluwakee tool as I browsed (drooled) all over the tool section
     
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  15. Jul 30, 2023 at 7:21 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Which one?!?!
     
  16. Jul 30, 2023 at 7:37 AM
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    Just a multi bit driver. I’m always switching around screwdrivers and could use a new multi one so said screw it lol
    The wife was taking note of things I was picking out though. So she knows come bday and Xmas…
     
  17. Jul 30, 2023 at 7:46 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    Maybe take it out in them hills around you and put that armor to use!
     
  18. Jul 30, 2023 at 7:52 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Waiting on the text for a time to drop off our soon to be fostered and adopted by us new dog. Come onnnnn
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Someone slept great last night, not I!
    :pccoffee:
     
  20. Jul 30, 2023 at 8:06 AM
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    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    :rofl:
     
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    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Not here either.
     
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    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Sorry fellas! I got a solid 8 last night.
     
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    :p Same best nights sleep since I can remember
     
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    I also slept pretty well
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Had a t-storm come through around 8-9 then the weather totally changed temp dropped about 15*,humidity went away I killed the ac,opened the windows and passed the F out
     
  27. Jul 30, 2023 at 9:35 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Sounds like a perfect night!
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I want that dog!
     
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