Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I'm not whining, just setting the scene.
I'm usually in bed by 8 and sleeping by 9-930. Last night my back hurt in a weird spot that it doesn't typically hurt. Tossing, turning, tried the bed, the floor, the chair, yada yada. It finally hit 1am and I couldn't take it anymore, so I took a phukitol. I have muscle relaxers for nasty muscle spasms, but absolutely hate them and usually don't take them for when things are just a little tight. They make me a zombie and if I take them too late at night, I waaaay oversleep and wake up extra groggy and out of sorts.
Anyway,....I wake up at 9 and a news channel is on the TV. Now, I'm already a little off and the news broad is squawkin away in my face as soon as I open my eyes.
"Airline passengers reporting more turbulence lately". Huh? Is this gonna end up more climate change horseshit?
Then some jackwagon's head fills the screen and he's whining about how he doesn't watch his pisspot 3 yr old when flying and if the brat unbuckles his belt and runs around the plane, the turbulence could be dangerous.
For a moment, I asked myself if I was half asleep and this was one of my drug-induced half imagined realities as I wake up in the morning. Then I realized that it was real and this is the reality I'm now part of.
Then it hit me:
This is the real reason why planes get highjacked and inexplicably disappear or get flown into the ground. This is why perfectly normal people just wake up one day and decide, ya know, I think I wanna take out as many humans as possible and then off myself. Not saying I'm doing any o that today, cuz I have to change my mower tires and have other shit to do. Just saying, I know how this stuff happens now.

 

https://youtu.be/6lai9QhBibk

 

He might find a girl that way too.

 

Running on 5 hours of sleep but I got my freedom workout in this morning!

 

Haha. I actually tried a few pop-its yesterday and he wasn’t having it.

 

Fukwha?! They sold you a defective battery?

 

Day looks like a washout here. I had just enough time to finish wiring a sub into my wife's car, and the sky opened up again.



My mom's lawn is 6" tall now...it will probably be a foot tall before its dry enough and I have time to mow it. Yesterday afternoon was my window and I missed it due to working late. These constant 11hr days have got to stop.

Hope you're 4th is going better than mine.

 

Run a tank of premium.
Battery will charge, truck will have more power, better mpg and your eczema will clear right up.

 

We're overdue for a plague and covid was a disappointment.

 

Another upside from not driving it.

 

Funny, but fu4k Subway!!!

 

If weather keeps you from driving it, you don't need it. I refuse to pay money for a vehicle I can't use. As much as I loved it, that is why the WRX was traded. It was snowed in for over 4 months.

 

Stay safe out there today,... Happy 4th.

https://youtu.be/1kCz_CpGqD8

 

What did you use on it, Sean?