Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I take it this weekend you installed a new infinity pool to complement your concrete pour

 

My nervous dog won't hear his fireworks, so we're good. Thanks for asking.

 

You need to get your rain dance outfit on, cue up a slammin' beat and convince the rain gods to deliver record breaker showers across the entire US....

 

Go see your vet. The concoction they prescribed for our Boxer worked like a charm. Just have to get it in him 2hrs before the chaos.

 

My kid couldn't work his river tubing lifeguard gig due to the 2 inchs of rain we got yesterday. River is "flooded".

 

I ordered knobby ATV tires and new blades for the mower. They weren't s'posed to show up until Fri. They came today.
Sooooo,.....since all my tools are here, I'm gonna take the "new" trailer to the other house, load up the 60" zero turn, bring it back here, cut my little residential lawn with the giant zero turn (hoping the neighbors think I bought a new giant mower for this little lawn), then change the tires and go cut all the big shit out at the other house in the AM with the new tires and blades.
My money is on me flipping it in one of the ditches because I'll be too ballsy with the new tires.

 

I wish!

 

Just a little reminder for the 4th.

 

Never have stopped there. Is there anything to do other that look at the falls and buy candy?

 

lol. The area we are in is crazy during the 4th. Anyone with PTSD needs to stay far away.

 

Not a lot, but you can see the salmon running this time of year.
We also scan the hillsides for bear and bald eagles, there was a cub that got smoked this morning next to the guardrail.

 

where is this?

 

It's Tumwater dam, just outside of Leavenworth.

 

Gotcha. We haven't explored that area too much...

 

Actually, I'm thinking you can just slide all the 'yes' reasons into the 'no' column...



Neighbors set their house on fire: Fuck 'em



Body parts landing in my yard: Stupid should hurt



Wife won't wake up: (I'll wait till morning)


Cat shooting back: Good Kitty ('merica)

 

Two-day has been great.

Two mile walk along a beach boardwalk to a brewery.
Two beers and two tacos for lunch.
Two mile walk home.
Two hour nap!

 

There’s a fudge and candy store right there, but most of the available parking is across the two-lane highway. You’ll know you have found the location cuz you will come around the blind corner on the highway and dipshits will be standing in the middle of the road trying to get some candy out of the bag.

It’s like a destination for Darwin Award candidates.

 

You visiting Seattle?

 

I feel your pain

 

Speaking of insurance, just got a quote for a new Model Y.

$113/ month for full coverage and $500 deductibles. More than my other vehicles, but not bad.

 

Cut the lawn in about 4 min.
The whole neighborhood is covered in grass clippings.

 

Followed by "fukin Ron" echoes throughout the neighborhood.

 

I also go by "fuckin asshole".
I think that's French for Ron.