Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

When I lived in Utah, Maverick was known for shitty watered down gas. That was over 20 years ago though

 

I'm drinking Kirkland seltzers today, taking a break from beers.

 

Two ownership changes since then.

 

Can't see the video unless I 'log in'....

I'm gonna need the cliff notes version on your log in credentials

 

... and now you know why you don't know what nextdoor is

 

You know what I’m taking about…

 

I'm thinking Prius; at least he can stay in the Toyota family...

@LarryDangerfield : Do NOT use the word smitten on a first date w/any potential lady friend; it'll be the chick equivalent of boner killer

 

Nature and enjoying it is fine. How you express that joy is where we are trying to help

 

Speaking of outdoor adventures...

So, I'm wrapping around the coastal 'front' as I head home from a dog run and obligatory coffee break, and I look up and see a shiny new S/O Taco Pro parked along the street; as I'm approaching it (we're both 'head-on'), I see a glimpse of back covering the bed... My mind immediately jumps to conclusions thinking @GODZILLA has traversed the expansive distance between us and landed here on the coast to enjoy our mild temps ... and to help me install my sliders

Then, as I get up to the Taco, I can see that's not sporting a newly acquired bed rack and tent but rather a Smart Cap

 

I'm not even going to respond to that...

 

I couldn't even finish reading it.

 

Oh yeah

 

Been ciders and Topo Chico seltzers this week for me

 

My dad’s got a smart cap on his white taco. He likes it

 

Topo Chicos es muy bueno!

 

I didn't like it too much on the solar octane... it looked like an out of place lego block!!!

 

Did a little sturgeon fishing today @LarryDangerfield
Got a couple of bites but we didn't hook into one.

 

Finding you would require way better detective skills than I possess. @Jim LE 1301 could do it, but not I.

I'm borderline useless on installs, but I do feel that it's a 2 man job. I hope you can breeze through it and prove me wrong.

 

Good morning sleepy lizard

 

So,....I got up early, took a leak, then jumped back in bed, fully prepared to be a POS and sleep a few more hours because I have today and tomorrow off.
Totally forgot that I scheduled the fire extinguisher co. To come in today and inspect the ansil systems and fire ext in 2 buildings.
I rushed out of the house and didn't bring any meds. Sitting at work, completely sober.
This sucks.

 

Well, the one building has all the hallways loaded with furniture because they're stripping/waxing floors. Most of them had to be replaced in that building because they were 6 yrs old (code). It was a PITA to get to most of them because shit in the way. Took 3+ hrs.
We're in my bldg now and I have my shit together over here. So shouldn't take long at all.

 

Still sucks to be at work sober.

 

Got the launch pad ready

 

That was my good night message.

 

Yeah buddy!

 

Pretty sure that's illegal in WA (and everywhere else)

Plus, that shit is gonna end up landing in , and they are already having issues w/wild fires.

So, feel free to exercise your freedom button at the expense and safety of your neighbors, our environment, and the overall well being of nervous and unstable dogs who are going to cringe at your display of freedom...



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