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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    JMB

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    Absolutely. And good at it. Moved to the redneck capital of SEVA, from NY. Rescue dog with IV, CPAP and dialysis. Great troll and the fish are biting.

    This one actually made laugh out loud.

    I just got home from Roscoe’s dialysis treatment and I cannot believe the comments I’m reading. I translated them for our housekeeper and even she’s appalled.
     
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    An app that was usefull at first, but then turned into social media.
     
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    A couple of samples.

    I know that most of my neighbors paid a premium to live in the Hickory area because it was worth it for them to have land and privacy and host big events and ride 4 wheelers and shoot guns. However, I’ve just moved here three weeks from New York and we adopted a rescue dog that was scheduled for euthanasia. Some people say that the dog would have suffered less that way, but I’m a firm believer in virtue signaling, so we brought him home, IV and colostomy bag in tow. He gets very anxious if the mail lady comes before 11am. He doesn’t like the sound of cars driving down Ballahack. And he especially doesn’t like fireworks. That being said, please remember that fireworks are illegal and I will be notifying the authorities if I even see sparklers being lit. Your freedom to celebrate our Independence Day can not come at the risk of my fur baby’s safety. We put his CPAP machine on him at 9pm so if you could have your festivities wrapped up by 845, we won’t have a problem.





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    Deborah Brooks

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    Why did you move from New York? Freedom is showing our love for country & having fireworks once a year isn’t hurting anyone so if you want to live here & get a lone w neighbors then don’t be a jerk.


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    Keith Hardwick

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    I just got home from Roscoe’s dialysis treatment and I cannot believe the comments I’m reading. I translated them for our housekeeper and even she’s appalled. I did not expect this kind of hatred for literally trying to protect our poor dog. This pooch has been through a lot. I actually thought this problem was going to fix itself when we got rid of the Orange Man (no, I will not say his name). Apparently all my neighbors are gun toting science deniers and insurrectionists. Enjoy your fireworks while Roscoe cowers in fear. If his pacemaker goes off this year, I will hold each and every one of you responsible.
     
  9. Jul 2, 2023 at 4:02 PM
    RichterScale

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    That's some funny shit right there
     
  10. Jul 2, 2023 at 4:05 PM
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    Found these flowers by a boat landing and became immediately smitten. I rank them top 3 of most beautiful flowers. So vibrant the color comes across as slightly harsh.
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  11. Jul 2, 2023 at 4:08 PM
    RichterScale

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    Just like me.
    I've been trying to explain this to my wife.
    I have a very colorful and vibrant personality. She's just reading it wrong.
     
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    The best - "all my neighbors are gun toting science deniers and insurrectionists". I cannot respond without a suspension!
     
  13. Jul 2, 2023 at 4:13 PM
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    I can't believe anyone would seriously respond to that.
    No, I take that back. I can totally see people with internet brain taking that serious and responding.
     
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    Think you need to trade you Taco in for a Ridgeline after using “smitten” in a sentence.

    I had my fingers crossed when I wrote the sentence above so I’m cool…
     
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    It’s for the top 3% Karens.
     
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    Listen my man. Nature is such a huge part of my life that finding flowers like that is truly exciting. A real treat. Now if you'll excuse me I have to run to the gas station and grab some White Claw.
     
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    Be careful as you tip toe through the tulips on your way to the Sev.
     
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    Sev?
     
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    Shorthand for 7-11
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    Ahhh. The nearest one is 3 and a half hours away lol.
     
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    Lucky you!!! The young kids (like me!) in the big cities call it the sev as shorthand for 7-11 but in reality use it to refer to any convenience store/gas station including Maverik and Kum & Go.
     
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    Damn. I have one 1 mile and 4 miles from me. The one that is 3 miles from me carries more Ghost variety and my diet A&W so I usually go to that one; that and it’s only a year or two old.
     
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    I still chuckle every time I see the “Kum & Go” signs
     
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    Totally. Our friends drove 120 miles to walk a mile to see some lady slippers blooming. In an about 200 x 200 foot space. Breathtaking. Plus they have a symbiotic relationship with the soil. If you try to move them to your yard they die.
     
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    Every one around me that’s been in business for decades has closed and they are opening new stores outside the big cities. Seems like they are revising their business model.
     
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    Maverik just purchased Kum & Go. I think in the next five years the name will be retired as the stores are converted to Maverik.
     
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    Lol. You sure you are not in your late 40’s and married?
     
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    Lol. The white claw thing was a joke, but I am craving some of that Sunny d drink. I don't have much faith I will ever be married but you never know
     

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