1. Welcome to Tundras.com!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tundra discussion topics
    • Transfer over your build thread from a different forum to this one
    • Communicate privately with other Tundra owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site

Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 7, 2023 at 7:21 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    32,882
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    Vehicle:
    '25 Limited Crew Max TRD Off Road in Ice Cap White
    That's comical. I'm drowning in the desert and the guy in Washington is watering his concrete. The phucking irony.
     
  2. Jun 7, 2023 at 7:31 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2019
    Member:
    #37701
    Messages:
    9,153
    Washington
    Up up down down left right left right B A start
     
  3. Jun 7, 2023 at 7:35 AM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2014
    Member:
    #156
    Messages:
    7,495
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    John
    Chesapeake, VA
    Vehicle:
    2013 Super White Tundra DC
    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
  4. Jun 7, 2023 at 7:40 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2019
    Member:
    #40251
    Messages:
    11,890
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Zach
    WA
    Vehicle:
    2017 SR5 TRD CM 2024 Model Why?
    :rofl:
    My wife was laughing at me, shaking her head "crazy old man watering his concrete "
     
  5. Jun 7, 2023 at 7:46 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2019
    Member:
    #40251
    Messages:
    11,890
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Zach
    WA
    Vehicle:
    2017 SR5 TRD CM 2024 Model Why?
    And in my defense, I live on the scorching side of WA.
    95° today :bananadead:
     
  6. Jun 7, 2023 at 7:52 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2019
    Member:
    #25048
    Messages:
    16,213
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Neil
    Alberta, Canada
    Vehicle:
    2020 MGM SR5 CM 4X4
    Boost Auto mirrors, RSB, Leer Legend canopy, Line-X bed liner
    I can't find the actual picture I want.

    4ylps.jpg
     
  7. Jun 7, 2023 at 8:02 AM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2021
    Member:
    #62293
    Messages:
    4,666
    Gender:
    Male
    512
    Vehicle:
    16 Tacoma TRD Sport DCSB / 17 Tundra 5.7L 4X4 CM
    Two Trucks
    Blow jobs always sounds like too much work and such a task, I call them mouth hugs :oops::eek:
     
  8. Jun 7, 2023 at 8:10 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2019
    Member:
    #37701
    Messages:
    9,153
    Washington
  9. Jun 7, 2023 at 8:15 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2019
    Member:
    #38971
    Messages:
    3,925
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Steven
    N.TX
    Vehicle:
    '20 1794
    They learn well too, and they mimic other rat's behaviors. If one of them learns to avoid a place or thing, others might as well. One rat might have seen another rat get caught in a similar trap, and now that trap won't work for a couple of generations of them. Switch up the attack methods.
     
  10. Jun 7, 2023 at 1:09 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,494
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    Oldest has her driving test today for her license. A whopping 8 minutes long- of course she passed, but 8 minutes? The service I use is all retired cops so she continues to learn proper techniques. On her final permit drive, the instructor asked her who taught her driving as she’s one of the best he’s ever had. Obviously, I got the credit there. :smokertransformer:
     
  11. Jun 7, 2023 at 1:10 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,159
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
    Any points off at all? I remember I had one single point off lol
     
  12. Jun 7, 2023 at 1:16 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2021
    Member:
    #62293
    Messages:
    4,666
    Gender:
    Male
    512
    Vehicle:
    16 Tacoma TRD Sport DCSB / 17 Tundra 5.7L 4X4 CM
    Two Trucks
    I had one point off also. I didn't signal leaving the parking lot 5 seconds into the test. :rolleyes:
     
  13. Jun 7, 2023 at 1:20 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,159
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
    Mine was not using my blinker after pulling away from the curb after the instructor had me park. Checked blindspots and then pulled out. Immediately I grunted and the instructor asked me what. I said you know what! I forgot my blinker! Lol.
     
  14. Jun 7, 2023 at 1:21 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2021
    Member:
    #62293
    Messages:
    4,666
    Gender:
    Male
    512
    Vehicle:
    16 Tacoma TRD Sport DCSB / 17 Tundra 5.7L 4X4 CM
    Two Trucks
     
  15. Jun 7, 2023 at 1:42 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2014
    Member:
    #156
    Messages:
    7,495
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    John
    Chesapeake, VA
    Vehicle:
    2013 Super White Tundra DC
    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    You might as well put collars on them and call them pets.
     
  16. Jun 7, 2023 at 1:46 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,494
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    I havent seen the test yet, so I'm not sure.
     
  17. Jun 7, 2023 at 1:47 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,494
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
  18. Jun 7, 2023 at 2:14 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,494
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
  19. Jun 7, 2023 at 2:21 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,494
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    No points. Guess it’s pass/fail
     
  20. Jun 7, 2023 at 3:11 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,159
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
  21. Jun 7, 2023 at 3:17 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2022
    Member:
    #72688
    Messages:
    1,302
    Gender:
    Male
    Vehicle:
    2021 Barcelona CrewMax
    So glad I bailed on the 22 order and stumbled into my 21.
     
  22. Jun 7, 2023 at 3:37 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2014
    Member:
    #156
    Messages:
    7,495
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    John
    Chesapeake, VA
    Vehicle:
    2013 Super White Tundra DC
    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    @Outbound must be very proud of something today.
     
  23. Jun 7, 2023 at 3:42 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2019
    Member:
    #25048
    Messages:
    16,213
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Neil
    Alberta, Canada
    Vehicle:
    2020 MGM SR5 CM 4X4
    Boost Auto mirrors, RSB, Leer Legend canopy, Line-X bed liner
    Maybe even all month... :monocle:
     
  24. Jun 7, 2023 at 4:13 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2019
    Member:
    #36156
    Messages:
    18,361
    First Name:
    Mo
    The SoAz….. big surprise
    Vehicle:
    2006 DC 4.88s Elocker and some other trippy stuff
    Bone stock
    Canadian pride month
     
  25. Jun 7, 2023 at 4:16 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,494
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    Yet we don’t a dedicated day :monocle:
     
  26. Jun 7, 2023 at 4:32 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2021
    Member:
    #70515
    Messages:
    12,010
    Gender:
    Male
    PNW
    Vehicle:
    2021 TRD PRO CM; 2008 SR5 CM
    Blue Thunder and Outbound like this.
  27. Jun 7, 2023 at 4:33 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2021
    Member:
    #70515
    Messages:
    12,010
    Gender:
    Male
    PNW
    Vehicle:
    2021 TRD PRO CM; 2008 SR5 CM
    Points would be too competitive; can't have that!!!!
     
  28. Jun 7, 2023 at 5:30 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,494
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    Lol snowflakes everywhere these days. Even in elementary school now it’s a number you get opposed to a grade. :rolleyes:
     
  29. Jun 7, 2023 at 6:11 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2019
    Member:
    #37701
    Messages:
    9,153
    Washington
    Dunno. OP created an account in 2018, still has his 2018 truck listed on his profile and his SECOND post is to complain about a blown engine on his ‘22.

    Not saying it didn’t happen…I guess I just don’t care what a professional lurker has to post.
     
  30. Jun 7, 2023 at 6:18 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2019
    Member:
    #36156
    Messages:
    18,361
    First Name:
    Mo
    The SoAz….. big surprise
    Vehicle:
    2006 DC 4.88s Elocker and some other trippy stuff
    Bone stock
    Nancy Drew over here.
     

Products Discussed in

To Top