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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:27 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm pretty sure that's a @GODZILLA amuse-bouche!!!!
     
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    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Did you just call him fat?
     
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  3. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:36 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    NO!!!! Godzilla is a large reptile like monster capable of destroying an entire City... a little steak and eggs is just a bite!!!
     
  4. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:36 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Pan fried in bacon grease. I can't cook for shit, so the fact I got it hot all the way through and it was still tender (perfect medium rare) was a win.

    Im pretty stuffed at this point.

    Probably, but I am, so I'm not bothered by it.
     
  5. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:36 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Yup, definitely calling me fat.
     
  6. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:37 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    SMH... Dude you drive a Taco, I can't even fit comfortably in one
     
  7. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:40 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    If you don't fit, use more thrust! ;) or lube.
     
  8. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:42 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'll just spit on the opening.... A little devil's lube never hurt anything :devil:
     
  9. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:42 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    That.....would be hilarious!!
     
  10. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:44 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Well...it looked great. Look into sous vide. Super easy, and can make any cut of meat tender with the right time and temp...even tough cuts like London Broil.
     
  11. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:57 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I usually use sous vide to reheat stuff that I don't want to turn to leather or otherwise overcook.
     
  12. Apr 20, 2023 at 7:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Just learned something weird. Loons can't walk. I had no idea. Apparently their legs are so far back on their body that when on land all they can do is kind of push themselves along on their chest for short distances.
     
  13. Apr 20, 2023 at 7:21 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Apparently I’m loony cause I just learned what a loon was. I would have just called it a duck.
     
  14. Apr 20, 2023 at 7:24 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You guys are on one tonight! :rofl:

    Finally done with work this week, I've got 8 days off now! The OT was nice but I've got shit to do.
     
  15. Apr 20, 2023 at 7:24 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    They’re like a death metal duck. They are pretty cool to watch. They dive for a long time and you get to guess where they’ll pop back up
     
  16. Apr 20, 2023 at 7:26 PM
    Outbound

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    Nah, all I gotta do is start practicing some climbing knots with a length of rope and it's game on.
     
  17. Apr 20, 2023 at 7:28 PM
    TILLY

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    Hope you used a Cast Iron pan to Fry that Beef and Poultry yumminess. :boink:
     
  18. Apr 20, 2023 at 7:30 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Oh, and pro tip: There's a knot called the "handcuff knot"

    Just sayin'.
     
  19. Apr 20, 2023 at 7:58 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    OMG are you saying he's broke and can't afford a decent piece of meat :boink:
     
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  20. Apr 20, 2023 at 8:00 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Did you just misgender his budget?
     
  21. Apr 20, 2023 at 8:12 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Maybe?
     
  22. Apr 20, 2023 at 9:24 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    You phuknuckles are on fire tonight. Been laughing my ass off.

    Got home from work, packed a weekend bag, had dinner with the fam and took off for a solo weekend. Got a few bottles of old wine and some great meals planned. Now for some quiet!
     
  23. Apr 21, 2023 at 4:33 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Enjoy your quiet time!
     
  24. Apr 21, 2023 at 6:07 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I used to work with a lady who would bring in homemade goodies and go around office to office offering them to people. Every time I declined, her response was "what are you, some kind of health freak?" :rofl:
     
  25. Apr 21, 2023 at 6:30 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Our daughter (16) just got accepted into the nursing program! so she’ll graduate with an associates degree when she completes high school!
     
  26. Apr 21, 2023 at 6:37 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Very cool, good for her!
     
  27. Apr 21, 2023 at 6:41 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Hell yeah. Congratulations to her and you too!
     
  28. Apr 21, 2023 at 6:56 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Coffee - check
    Breakfast - check
    Easy start to Friday - check…doing some annual training. Anyone guess the PASS acronym?
     
  29. Apr 21, 2023 at 6:58 AM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Very cool. My 17 year old son didn't get a tardy today so we are pretty proud of him too.
     
  30. Apr 21, 2023 at 7:00 AM
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    So, which of you Washington guys is driving his sexy, yet super slow white 3rd Gen Pro in Grande Prairie, Alberta?

    Currently parked at Denny's.

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