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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 20, 2023 at 3:58 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Looks great!
     
  2. Apr 20, 2023 at 4:26 PM
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    Sounds weird, but TicTacs help any sweet tooth I get. I could pound those by the package, ha
     
  3. Apr 20, 2023 at 4:27 PM
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    Uh... they're pure sugar. Not weird at all that they work for a sweet tooth. LOL
     
  4. Apr 20, 2023 at 4:28 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Yes, like Splenda. Not enough (IMO) that’ll be detrimental to a diet.
     
  5. Apr 20, 2023 at 4:31 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Depends on the diet. I'm trying to go carnivore and that means zero sugar. Honestly, if work wasn't a total mess I would have ran home or to a deli to get something that worked with the diet. As it stands, I was chained to the desk, stressing, and that led to the moment of weakness. :rofl:
     
  6. Apr 20, 2023 at 4:31 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    So, asking for my friend, if a lady sends you a random picture of her feet after she painted her toenails purple, what does that mean?
     
  7. Apr 20, 2023 at 4:35 PM
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    She is fishing for a compliment. Ignore it for a minimum of 20 minutes. Then respond. Type of response varies on level of attraction. Is she attractive? Is something beyond friendship desired?
     
  8. Apr 20, 2023 at 4:42 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Send her to Pornhub.

    Tell me you have a foot fetish, without telling me you have a foot fetish.
     
  9. Apr 20, 2023 at 4:52 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Should I...I mean my friend respond, "Lemme suck on those piggies?"
     
  10. Apr 20, 2023 at 5:13 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


    More subtle than that.


    Because it's purple -

    Your friend - "Is it grape flavored?"
    Her - "IDK. Lol."
    Your Friend - "Well they look delicious, so I'll taste test and let you know."
     
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  12. Apr 20, 2023 at 5:22 PM
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  13. Apr 20, 2023 at 5:37 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    :rofl:
     
  14. Apr 20, 2023 at 5:44 PM
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    No
     
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    Making up for cheating at lunch. :hungry:

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    She wants to know if you're hung like a mule and would enjoy her toes in your mouth while you are nailing her :D
     
  19. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:03 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  20. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:03 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    Ask her if she can orgasm from toe sucking alone... if not you'll need to see the rest of the goods before you agree to anything!!!
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    It means she wants you. The color purple indicates that she's willing to let you use her back door.
     
  22. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:07 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You guys are ridiculous! :bananadead::rofl:
     
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    Really? My entire datiing life was a web of lies.
     
  24. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:09 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Ask your wife to paint her nails purple, it just might work.
     
  25. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:14 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    On the serious side of life, this is a frequent tactic used by folks who are trolling to find likeminded fetishist and/or playmates...

    If you bite (respond) in a curious or positive manner, it means that you are open to further communication/pursuit of the topic at hand (or foot)...

    IE>>> Let's say you are into 'tickle torture' and you've come across a co-worker that has some feet you'd like to tickle.... You send her a photo of a tickle stock:

    upload_2023-4-20_18-10-10.jpg

    ...If she responds w/curiosity about what it is, you tell her something like, 'It's to keep you from escaping when things get intense'; if she continues the conversation, you're in!!!!

    If she likes you but is not interested in such play, she might just say, 'not really my thing'

    If she's pissed or offended in her response, you simply reply w/something like, 'OMG that wasn't for you, I'm so sorry'... and move on to the next target (victim). Since it was just a simple photo and not a drawn out text, it's much easier for you to disclaim if something comes off offensive!!!

    You're welcome :hattip:
     
  26. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:16 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I don't know man, you seem awful knowledgeable when it comes to promiscuous topics. Starting to wonder...... :oops::D
     
  27. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:18 PM
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    Vegas baby :rasta:

    No need to wonder...
     
  28. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:19 PM
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    @Outbound


    Now I've found a use for this emoji...

    :poking:


    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  29. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:23 PM
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    Sous vide?
     
  30. Apr 20, 2023 at 6:26 PM
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    Paint your toenails purple and send her a pic...see how she reponds.
     

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