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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 19, 2023 at 3:48 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That is the correct response.
     
  2. Apr 19, 2023 at 3:53 PM
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    Yes.
     
  3. Apr 19, 2023 at 4:27 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    I'm going to be honest, I can't remember if it was three or four dollars a dozen. My gut tells me it was four.
     
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  4. Apr 19, 2023 at 4:31 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Just ate sausage egg and cheese scramble with sweet relish on top. Not bad.
     
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  5. Apr 19, 2023 at 4:35 PM
    Outbound

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    The Woman brought home some Kraken rum. Same rum, but in a limited edition bottle.

    PXL_20230419_233212055.jpg
     
  6. Apr 19, 2023 at 4:56 PM
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    Bit of that, and a tickle ride on a Harley.
     
  7. Apr 19, 2023 at 6:13 PM
    Outbound

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    Reported. Unsubscribed.
     
  8. Apr 19, 2023 at 6:35 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Re-subscribed for unsubscribing
     
  9. Apr 19, 2023 at 6:51 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Nah... He's being serious!!!! As legend has it, HD did extensive research on the appropriate amount and frequency of vibrations to get most women off when the seat is stuffed between their legs; and then tuned their bikes accordingly...

    That may not apply to Canadian models though :D
     
  10. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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    Reported. Unsubscribed, labelled as spam.
     
  11. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:13 PM
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  12. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:13 PM
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    That's just smart marketing.
     
  13. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:14 PM
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  14. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:14 PM
    T-Rex266

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  15. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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    Submitted to the supreme court of SSEM.
     
  16. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:19 PM
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    Are members with half size numbers permitted to submit petititions without sub-committee pre-approval obtained at least 3 days in advance of the convening of the committee?
     
  17. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:20 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I was just nominated as their Supreme Court Judge and Prosecutor with @LarryDangerfield as Asst Supreme Court Judge and coffee bitch
     
  18. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:21 PM
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    There's a long , convoluted explanation but the short answer is yes.
     
  19. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:22 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Coffee is gross
     
  20. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:22 PM
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Coffee bitch…. I need one of those.
     
  21. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:22 PM
    TILLY

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    Lots of forgiving going on over here, Is it possible I get a Pre-Pardon for something stupid and offensive I will probably post in the near future?
     
  22. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:23 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Demoted to assistant to the assistant
     
  23. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:24 PM
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    Nice try. Since I'm the one who confirms SSEM SCJ&P's, I know that didn't happen. Besides, you never filed your nomination application form 3974-3966-B.

    @LarryDangerfield could be your coffee bitch, or he could be the SSEM coffee and tea squire. His call.
     
  24. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:29 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Dammit! I filed 3974-3966-A
     
  25. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:31 PM
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    That's something a Commie would say. :goingcrazy::goingcrazy::goingcrazy:
     
  26. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:34 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I provide Zevia soda or bottled water in both cold and room temperature varieties.
     
  27. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:36 PM
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    I dub thee Honorary Unofficial SSEM Zevia Squire
     
  28. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:36 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  29. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:40 PM
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    Yes
     
  30. Apr 19, 2023 at 7:41 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I don't know man, I'm a pretty sweaty guy. I don't think me and the leather clothing would get along well.
     

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