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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 10, 2023 at 4:02 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Heard it in an audio book and I was rolling. Been in my vocabulary ever since. :D
     
  2. Apr 10, 2023 at 4:29 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    would fit right in with cuntcakes and twatwaffles.
     
  3. Apr 10, 2023 at 4:30 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I’ll teach you a new one in Sedona, sorta along the same mentality
     
  4. Apr 10, 2023 at 4:37 PM
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    don't forget fuck-knuckles and douchecanoes.
     
  5. Apr 10, 2023 at 4:55 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I like where this thread is going. :):popcorn:
     
  6. Apr 10, 2023 at 5:03 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  7. Apr 10, 2023 at 5:07 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    That 2nd one is from Quebec :eek:, Frenchman's term o_O :burp:

    What the hell's a Western Canadian using , oops.. That explains it...

    You are FREN@- :wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave:
     
  8. Apr 10, 2023 at 5:17 PM
    Outbound

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    Them's fightin' words, pardner.
     
  9. Apr 10, 2023 at 5:18 PM
    GODZILLA

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    [​IMG]
     
  10. Apr 10, 2023 at 5:19 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Found a cool restaurant but made me think we need a Toyota version of this.
    0411BE8D-5098-40B7-A066-D759A8E9CA55.jpg 286DF878-0802-46B0-A7CB-7CEA27081DC0.jpg
     
  11. Apr 10, 2023 at 5:33 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    What... I married a 100% Frenchy :cool: Her Grandparents are from Quebec.. :hattip:

    One of the smartest things I have ever done...... Just ask her :fistbump: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Figured everyone north of Wyoming has a Lil French blood in them..o_O
     
  12. Apr 10, 2023 at 5:37 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    Please tell me you tried the "Model A " burger and onion rings on a funnel :thumbsup: :cool:
     
  13. Apr 10, 2023 at 5:39 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    don't forget douche nozzle; it's one thing to be a douche, but when you're the nozzle you've got to push through all the discharge and funk to deliver the payload :D
     
  14. Apr 10, 2023 at 5:46 PM
    snoope

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    WTF...:eek2::eek2::eek2:

    Screen cleaning needed in Florida...

    Leave it to you to be that descriptive BUT I understand , this thread is the Teaching Tool...:monocle:
     
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    To keep it true to the Japanese heritage of Toyota it has to be a sushi and ramen joint. :hungry:
     
  16. Apr 10, 2023 at 5:53 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That's actually an awesome idea!!!
     
  17. Apr 10, 2023 at 5:55 PM
    GODZILLA

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    It's @20GR8 Super 's idea.
     
  18. Apr 10, 2023 at 5:58 PM
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    No French blood in me, no Quebecois either!

    Quebecois are not French btw. Despite what they try to tell themselves. ;)

    Another classic.

    Also: jerkwad, pickle-dick, knobgobbler, cock juggler, fuckbag, fuckless wonder, fuckwit and shitpump.

    Damn, I've spent too long in the trades. :D
     
  19. Apr 10, 2023 at 5:59 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm talking about the sushi ramen part :drool:
     
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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    In laws are both awesome and high drama (I mean, the drama part comes in after liquid encouragement). Makes the trip very enjoyable and very popcornable.

    I hope y'all had a great weekend.
     
  21. Apr 10, 2023 at 6:06 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I got 10 pages behind, and that might be too much to read before bedtime; so if y'all changed the secret handshake while I was out, I'll need instructions.
     
  22. Apr 10, 2023 at 6:32 PM
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    Left, up, right, left, left, X, R1, down, O, up, up, L2, down.
     
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    :fistbump:
     
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    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Kinda reminds me of the Quaker Steak & Lube chain. We usualy hit the one on 90 in Pennsylvania on our way to Cleveland.
     
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Had a burger but it was the overdrive. I’m a sucker for spicy stuff. Was actually pretty good.
     
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    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    I had half the idea you had the other half. Team effort. :fistbump:
     
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    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    There was one of those here, but I never went in. I have a problem with anything that has Quaker State's name on it.
     
  28. Apr 11, 2023 at 7:03 AM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Well...it is Quaker Steak. What's the hang-up with Quaker State?
     
  29. Apr 11, 2023 at 8:20 AM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I hope they don't tell my employer that I was perineum sunning on compay time.

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  30. Apr 11, 2023 at 8:32 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    We have a Quaker State up here, I think. If it’s still there, we haven’t been there in prob over 10 years.
     
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