Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Next weekend looks like we might get snow again over here. As long as the 17th and 18th are clear IDGAF anymore. Just need 2 days. Just 2.

 

I had half of a two day old monster, a gas station burger, and I'm listening to rock/metal while on graves. Stirring the pot on TW for poops and laughs.

 

Okay, phuk it. I’m up. Didn’t want to sleep anyway

 

Ouch! Work truck life.

 

Good morning! Sorry the sleep eludes you. Do 10 jumping jacks, sprint around the outside of the house twice in you skivvies, and do 5 jumping jacks before going in the front door. You'll feel great or ready for bed again.

 

That’s a hard life. I hope the oil is changed more than every 10k miles!

 

You first…

 

Yeah, it gets changed probably once a year. This is a 2016 Ram, low but hard miles! Lol

 

I'm at work... and I have snow everywhere. You're up in the tropics.

 

I'm going to put the summer tires on the Corolla today but I'll keep the winters on the truck a little longer just in case.

 

I used to work with a guy who had one of those. He was a little strange.

 

Waiting for the towtruck in style.

 

It is a Honda CB500X. Yes, trading the RZR on the bike. Financially the smart move and as much fun as the RZR is, the narrow trail version gives up so much capability I can go the same places on the bike.

 

I basically gamed last night until I crashed out on the couch.
My everything hurts this morning

 

Lol, that's rough dude.
Turn the Masters on and veg out all morning.

 

Looking good!

Another teaser…

 

The Masters?! Hahahhahahhahhahahahaha…no.

I actually can watch golf if I’m in the right mood. I mean, I’m locked in a room and that’s the only thing on TV. But gotta get my 8hrs done and then punch out for the weekend. One of the worst weeks at work in a long time.

 

I don't know what happened to me but I'm really into golf lately. I couldn't care less about hockey or baseball.

Shitty thing about work, just dealing with jack wagons?

 

Then spend the next 8 hours detailing it!

 

Let's be honest with ourselves, this is a safe space.

 

Spoiler

 

Like most sports, once you understand the nuances then watching it on TV can be enjoyable.

I can best describe my work week with a description I came up with Tuesday morning (shit had already gone south by then). The culture has devolved to encouraging Neanderthal-like tribes and the tribes have decided the dumpster fires are actually worship temples.

 

Wow
Sounds like quite the shit show.