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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:16 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    They accidentally fell on the grill and got seared :(
    IMG_9400.jpg
     
  2. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:19 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Disgusting. Might as well send it all to me
     
  3. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:20 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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    Wrap that in one big tortilla!!!!!


    Eat it like an anaconda
     
  4. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:20 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    I think it will all fit in a padded flat rate mailer
     
  5. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:21 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'm sure it would be delicious when it finally showed up :rofl:
     
  6. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:21 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Time to test out the ol gag reflex I guess…
     
  7. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:22 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Some form of jerky maybe? Lol
     
  8. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:22 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Aged
     
  9. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:23 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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    The trick is to unhinge the jaw


    You got this buddy


    If you need help. Have your wife tell you “ssshhh just let it happen”

    always good to have a spotter
     
  10. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:24 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    My life insurance policy is too good to risk that
     
  11. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:27 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Where's the bacon wrap? C'mon man...
     
  12. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:28 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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    I support this message
     
  13. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:28 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I even support that message
     
  14. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:30 PM
    Taco-Spike

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    :nuclear:






































    :dancingbacon:
     
  15. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:32 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    You won’t get sub 10% body fat
     
  16. Mar 28, 2023 at 6:33 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    DAMNIT
     
  17. Mar 28, 2023 at 7:15 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    What a waste.....heh...heh... BTW, looks quite yummy!
     
  18. Mar 28, 2023 at 7:18 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    10% is for disgusting fat bodies! Bet you can't hit 5%.
     
  19. Mar 28, 2023 at 7:22 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    It was definitely edible. The 6 yo devoured his. I think the dogs were sad they didn’t get scraps.
     
  20. Mar 28, 2023 at 7:22 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    :rofl:
     
  21. Mar 28, 2023 at 7:40 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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  22. Mar 28, 2023 at 7:45 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Uphill turn your wheels away from the curb. Downhill turn your wheels towards the curb.

    If there's no curb, turn your wheels towards the side of the road.
     
  23. Mar 28, 2023 at 7:45 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    How many cats do you have?!
     
  24. Mar 28, 2023 at 7:47 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    One really big one
     
  25. Mar 28, 2023 at 7:54 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Yep. just one. The wife just likes to only have to go to Wal-Mart every month or 2, so she stocks up.
     
  26. Mar 28, 2023 at 7:57 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    He lives in the frozen tundra of the north; and actually gets out and does some shit. Therefore, he needs body fat levels above 10% to sustain life in the winter :D
     
  27. Mar 28, 2023 at 7:58 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  28. Mar 28, 2023 at 7:59 PM
    T-Rex266

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    He won’t get to 10.01%
     
  29. Mar 28, 2023 at 8:01 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Yes! That's definitely why my BF% is so high!!!
     
  30. Mar 28, 2023 at 8:08 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Not anymore…on the uphill you turn them into the curb. So if the brakes fail, the front of the car swings out and eventually turns the back into the sidewalk and not the street. And can jump the curb and kill a pedestrian.

    I call BS and refuse that new math logic.
     

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