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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 25, 2023 at 12:30 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I saw that when I looked for the creepy thomas one. I dig it. :thumbsup:
     
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    Not from a light…that track has to be we setup for that car
    I’m willing to bet, on the street, from a light I’ll take it for a bit
     
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  3. Mar 25, 2023 at 12:38 PM
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    A WRX will take a 'Vette off the line, but in only lasts a second or two. Still loses in a quarter mile.
     
  4. Mar 25, 2023 at 12:39 PM
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    I should say a WRX "used to" do that. Not sure with the latest generations of the 'Vette.
     
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    It won’t have enough traction to catch up to me on the street. At our elevation, that Demon is probably mid 9’s
     
  6. Mar 25, 2023 at 12:41 PM
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    On E85 with a 3 liter SC, I don't think it gives any phucks about elevation. I'll never know, though.
     
  7. Mar 25, 2023 at 12:42 PM
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    Maybe someone up here will purchase on to find out.
     
  8. Mar 25, 2023 at 12:44 PM
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    :popcorn:
     
  9. Mar 25, 2023 at 12:46 PM
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    Not me lol. Can’t afford that. I want a Vette, Plaid, Tundra, bike, ATV. I’ll be set then
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    When did you get a Plaid??
     
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    T-Rex266

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    My good buddy has one…been in it many times. And his 911 Turbo, and Z06, SC’d Tundras etc lol. Oh, the life to want
    Here he is
    https://youtu.be/LtXDePAHigg
     
  12. Mar 25, 2023 at 1:13 PM
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    I wouldn't spend $80K on a Ford or a Dodge either...
     
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    If I can afford $80K for a toy, I can afford to get it fixed if I need to. Hint: I cannot afford this, thus I drive a Toyota.
     
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Just got back from Costco and this is my current mood.
     
  15. Mar 25, 2023 at 1:22 PM
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    I'm pretty sure that is every single person who ever visits Costco. You always get twice the amount of stuff you planned because there is always something that jumps out at you.
     
  16. Mar 25, 2023 at 1:24 PM
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    Not I. I don’t have the patience to shop. Went there a few weeks ago with the wife. She knows with me, we are to get in and gtfo. It’s rare will I go to a “grocery store” as I can’t stand how people just move like slugs, and stand in the middle of an aisle way. Get in, get what’s needed, and get out. This is why she goes by herself 99% of the time lol
     
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    And I'm sure she buys more than she initially planned. This is the way. I have spoken. :p
     
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    Oh I’m positive she does lol
     
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    We actually do really good but I’m always tempted. Today was just groceries that will last 2+ weeks. Sure there was a dress for sissy and some educational books but all stuff I would have bought elsewhere for the kids.
     
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    If you can afford $80K for a toy, you're probably smart enough not to buy something unreliable that needs fixing. I also drive a Toyota, so obviously I'm smart but not smart enough to afford $80K toys.

    Full disclosure, this would be my $80K toy:

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    which I would then use to do stuff like this:


    [​IMG]
     
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    I love land boats
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    My wife can do that in any grocery store, which is why I do the vast majority of the grocery shopping. Our pantry is slowly filling with half full containers of snacks that she bought because she thought she wanted them and won't finish.
     
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    I’ll never own a boat. I’ve just seen people dump so much money into them not including accessories. My neighbor dropped $10k into his stereo on the boat
     
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    I find it hilarious that you wouldn't buy the dodge because it may cost many down the road, so you suggest a Bust Out Another Thousand instead. :rofl: I'll take my V8 powered land barge and you can have your wave skipping jet. We both win. :D
     
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    We have lakes here, but I mainly wanna fish, I don’t want to spend over 1k on a little aluminum with a trolling motor, that’s all I need!
     
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    Believe it or not it was actually my first time making a fire out on a lake. I made sure to put some thick chunks of firewood as the base and then built the fire on top of them so it wouldn't snuff itself out and sink in the snow right away and it actually worked pretty well.
     
  29. Mar 25, 2023 at 3:02 PM
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    Good call! Don’t drink the teepee koolaid!
     
  30. Mar 25, 2023 at 3:05 PM
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    Also as a Eagle Scout, I fully approve road flares and mapp torches for lighting fires, I was kinda brought up on it, add a leaf blower, and you’ll never be cold!
     

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