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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 24, 2023 at 7:12 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Whelp, I had no idea so appreciate the tips for the FNG!
     
  2. Mar 24, 2023 at 7:20 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Did you know Finland was rated the happiest Country in the world? :monocle:

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  3. Mar 24, 2023 at 7:23 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Is that 6700 American dollars?
     
  4. Mar 24, 2023 at 7:33 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    I hope not, probably those funny Kronor's.
     
  5. Mar 24, 2023 at 7:37 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Okay so full story time... note I'm typing this after a few glasses of wine...
    • Did CBI Offroad tell me to expect a call from the shipper to set my delivery date? No
    • Did the tracking email tell me the shipper would be calling? No
    • Did the website linked from the tracking email tell me the shipper would be calling? No
    • Did I expect the delivery to take place per the date on the shipper website without additional steps? Yes, I did...I blame Amazon
    • Did the shipper call my phone on Tuesday, a few hours after I shut it off for my trip to Mexico, to formally schedule the delivery? Yes
    • Did I take my personal phone to Mexico? Fuck no...not for $10/day.
    • Should I have taken my phone and only done VOIP from the hotel? Yes...in hindsight, yes.
    • Did the shipper email me on Wednesday to schedule my delivery? Yes
    • Did I ask the wife to check my email and voicemail Wednesday evening during FaceTime to check from notes from the shipper? Yes
    • Did the wife respond to the email Thursday morning that a Friday delivery is acceptable? Yes
    • Did I hear anything back from the shipper? No
    • Did I call the shipper at 11:45am this morning to check on status? Yes
    • Did the shipper tell me my sliders didn't make today's delivery truck, that they could maybe deliver them on Monday but definitely Tuesday...and if I didn't get them by Tuesday they'd start charging me storage fees? Yes
    • Is the shipper open on the weekends? Fuck no
    • Can I take delivery before Friday next week? No! I'm road tripping next week and my 75 year-old MinL cannot drag this shit into the garage.
    • Did I realize that leaving for the shipper at 2pm today after work would make the 23-mile drive take 90 minutes at least in each direction? Yes
    • Did I pull the ejection lever from work at 11:55am, run out the front door while still dressing myself and start railing the truck down the street? Yes.
    • Did the wife tell me she was 5 min from home (walking the dog) and would come along...so I spun the truck around 2 miles from home to get my diamond dummy? Yes
    • Did I haul ass to the shipper, inspect, load and haul ass home with the rear window down (sliders were 1" from the window) and avoid all the traffic? Yes

    The fork lift driver was funny...
    Him: Oh, that's a cool cover on the truck
    Me: The Diamondback? Thanks, yeah is is awesome.
    Him: I have one too.
    Me: A Diamondback?
    Him: Nah, a Tacoma. 2011.
    Me: Okay, cool. Bye.
     
  6. Mar 24, 2023 at 7:47 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :rofl:
     
  7. Mar 24, 2023 at 8:04 PM
    TILLY

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    Fun Fact Friday. :drunk:

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  8. Mar 24, 2023 at 8:13 PM
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    I’ll be lucky to get them installed before Memorial Day weekend. Need to repair the damaged powder coat and then do some mods. And then need a sunny Saturday with no other tasks on the calendar so I don’t have to rush.
     
  9. Mar 24, 2023 at 8:19 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Fire out on the lake while hoping for a glance of the northern lights that I missed yesterday. Think I may have gotten a few good non northern lights pics though
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  10. Mar 24, 2023 at 9:17 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Amateur... You can fit that entire bottle into a Sbux trenta cup!!!
     
  11. Mar 24, 2023 at 9:18 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    @Azblue :boink:
     
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  12. Mar 24, 2023 at 9:36 PM
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  13. Mar 24, 2023 at 11:55 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Wow, lucky it turned out as good as it did.

    That guy :facepalm:is not a truck guy, lol.
     
  14. Mar 25, 2023 at 12:37 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    It’s fucking snowing…enough already! Bring on the Spring!
     
  15. Mar 25, 2023 at 12:53 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That damn little groundhog got it right this year ;)

    We had a couple of blasts of hail on the coast today; for about 15 minutes it was going hard enough that it looked like snow!!!!
     
  16. Mar 25, 2023 at 5:44 AM
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    snoope The Old Man

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    Yep. We were going to get up, head to Wyoming, grab a train, and feed some Buffalo. Wife woke up and said nope. Not in this crap weather that came out of nowhere
     
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    What train to feed buffalo?
     
  19. Mar 25, 2023 at 6:47 AM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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  20. Mar 25, 2023 at 6:53 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, yeah..
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Don't you have some in your backyard?
     
  22. Mar 25, 2023 at 6:58 AM
    WAtundra4x4

    WAtundra4x4 Retired from active retirement.

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    Entertaining read early in the morning. Did you bring the sliders home inside the truck? Why not the truck bed?
     
  23. Mar 25, 2023 at 7:02 AM
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    I do, but I was being nosy about where he was going. I've never been on a train besides the UTA ones in SLC. Might be something fun to do some day.
     
  24. Mar 25, 2023 at 7:10 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, for sure
     
  25. Mar 25, 2023 at 7:20 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Idk. I’ll find out. The family went last year when I was out on business travel
     
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    Nope, left them strapped down to the top of my Diamondback
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Damnit Sean, you mess with my Sig!? :rofl:
     

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