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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 22, 2023 at 2:47 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  4. Mar 22, 2023 at 3:07 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Finally go through to the bike shop and put the deposit on the motorcycle. :bikewheelie2:

    EDIT: Oops! Wrong thread.
     
  5. Mar 22, 2023 at 3:18 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Whatcha getting?

    EDIT: NM...just saw other thread.

    EDIT: EDIT: that reminds me, mine needs new sneakers...tires got expensive.
     
  6. Mar 22, 2023 at 3:23 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    That's no lie. Rubber skyrocketed during the panic, and it's probably going to stay way higher than it was.
     
  7. Mar 22, 2023 at 3:25 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    $400 for 2 tires that may last 3500 miles...

    2 quarts of oil lasts 500 miles, so I guess that makes tires about the same money...

    Motorcycling is expensive
     
  8. Mar 22, 2023 at 3:28 PM
    GODZILLA

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    :eek::eek2:
    What in the world are you riding that eats supplies like that?!
     
  9. Mar 22, 2023 at 3:29 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Front tire lasts twice as long as rear :rofl:
     
  10. Mar 22, 2023 at 3:33 PM
    FirstGenVol

    FirstGenVol Check the name tag. You're in my world now.

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  11. Mar 22, 2023 at 3:38 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Yeah, the fronts usually run longer, but damn. You're still chewing them up, and oil every 500? A big part of why I wanted the CB500X is that it's super fuel efficient and has long maintenance cycles. 600 miles for the first, and 8,000 miles or 12 months going forward.
     
  12. Mar 22, 2023 at 3:40 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Lol nah, mom and pop Mexican joint.
     
  13. Mar 22, 2023 at 3:46 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    The Husky is high strung. Basically a race bike with blinkers. It's not comfortable, smooth, fuel efficient or practical in any way, but I do love it.
     
  14. Mar 22, 2023 at 3:49 PM
    GODZILLA

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    The whole point of a motorcycle in the first place. :thumbsup:
     
  15. Mar 22, 2023 at 5:14 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    @Fotnot order a "Limo version of A Red Neck Yacht " :notsure::notsure:

    With that Tundra he could fit the kids , Momma , a hot tub and a beer cooler:welder::welder::welder:
     
  17. Mar 22, 2023 at 6:35 PM
    Fotnot

    Fotnot SSEM #69; LRCS#1

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    Swimmers gonna swim
    Hell, I can finally fit all the kids, the wife, thr baby momma, the girlfriend, ....EVERYONE!
     
  18. Mar 22, 2023 at 6:46 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    :anonymous:
     
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    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    Nope, nope , nope....

    You live longer when they DO NOT know each other..:anonymous:
     
  20. Mar 22, 2023 at 6:54 PM
    Fotnot

    Fotnot SSEM #69; LRCS#1

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    Swimmers gonna swim
    :rolleyes:
    I forgot about my side chick too sitting off on the side watching
    spider_man_pointing_meme___tomeception_by_sh4nexxii_df9na7e-fullview.jpg
     
  21. Mar 22, 2023 at 7:04 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    You have a side chick? That's not fair! My wife said I couldn't have one. :pout:
     
  22. Mar 22, 2023 at 7:24 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Grocery store sushi, just for @Azblue
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  23. Mar 22, 2023 at 7:25 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Are the big fishy ones any good? I’m always hesitant and go for the rolls
     
  24. Mar 22, 2023 at 7:28 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Yeah I’ve always had good luck at the Frys closest to me. They’ve got legit sushi chefs working at that one. The other store has younger kids, and the sashimi and rolls are never as good from there.
     
  25. Mar 22, 2023 at 7:31 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    When I used to work in the basin weekly, we would go to the frys marketplace at Tatum and 52nd maybe? And yeah they had legit sushi chefs. That was a good store just to walk around and people watch!
     
  26. Mar 22, 2023 at 7:32 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    If you go to all you can eat sushi, be sure to get mainly all sashimi so it’s less filling
     
  27. Mar 22, 2023 at 7:33 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    What is sashimi……….
     
  28. Mar 22, 2023 at 7:34 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
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    Around here Fry's usually = food poisoning. This is why I shop at Albertson's or Safeway.
     
  29. Mar 22, 2023 at 7:35 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    It’s funny you mention that, a guy who used to work with us, said never get anything from the deli area.
     
  30. Mar 22, 2023 at 7:42 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    How come everyone says, 'this grocery store, gas station, bank, etc.' all has "legit sushi chefs" working at them; but when I get sushi at a sushi place they seem to be short handed on "legit authentic Japanese sushi chefs" ??
     

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