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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 17, 2023 at 8:32 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Maybe you could post a quick video so we could all see how one is properly done!?
     
  2. Jan 17, 2023 at 8:35 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    Just some thoughts after reading the last few pages.

    Mustard is the king of all condiments. And it’s sugar- and vegetable oil-free. Fight me.

    Ketchup is for people who have the palate of a 5 year old.

    Raw onions are amazing on street tacos with cilantro. Which does NOT taste like dish soap, you mutants.

    Cook your eggs at most over medium.

    Backstrap, eggs, and avocado is the best breakfast.

    One of my kids is obsessed with “M&M scrambled eggs.” M&M meaning mustard & mayonnaise. :headbang:
     
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  4. Jan 17, 2023 at 8:46 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Yeah after looking closer at the pig its eyes say "Are we having sex or am I having sex?"
     
  5. Jan 17, 2023 at 8:48 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl: I approve of this message.
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  6. Jan 17, 2023 at 8:48 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  7. Jan 17, 2023 at 8:50 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    100% on board with ya except the last one. o_O
     
  8. Jan 17, 2023 at 8:52 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    One morning he asked for an egg sandwich, which I always make with mustard and mayo for him, and we were out of bread. He still wanted the M&M treatment. :notsure: It’s his favorite thing now.
     
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    20GR8 Super

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    Come workout with me. We can both see how many we do in 10 minutes. It’s good for you I promise!
     
  11. Jan 17, 2023 at 8:54 PM
    RainMan_PNW

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    Just catching up in here - spot on summary.

    Some of you guys have some seriously crazy food hang ups. I consider myself an equal opportunity consumer…
     
  12. Jan 17, 2023 at 8:55 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    Mustard can be awesome, but it has its place!

    :mad::mad::mad:


    Agreed!

    Nope.... Kill them!!!! :bananadead:


    Ok, I can live w/that :thumbsup:

    Hmmm... I'll have to try that and get back to you :cheers:
     
  13. Jan 17, 2023 at 8:56 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    You guys must be the reason I've been absolutely starving the last two days.
     
  14. Jan 17, 2023 at 8:56 PM
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  15. Jan 17, 2023 at 8:58 PM
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  16. Jan 17, 2023 at 8:58 PM
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  17. Jan 17, 2023 at 8:58 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    You don't need mud flaps. I'm good w/Frank's. I've got a list on the whole should be legal to shoot thing. You can keep your ball hair. Seriously, imagine what she'd do w/that snout. I don't recommend eyeballing bleach (vodka maybe)!!! :devil:
     
  18. Jan 17, 2023 at 9:07 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    I'm old, plus I can't afford gas to Idaho (especially the northern part ;)); internet video is free, plus I'll make you famous!!!!
     
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  20. Jan 18, 2023 at 1:09 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Had some rough spots but overall tonight has gone fairly quickly.
     
  21. Jan 18, 2023 at 1:15 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Rough spots... like... some of the candy condoms were ribbed for pleasure? :boink:
     
  22. Jan 18, 2023 at 1:54 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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  23. Jan 18, 2023 at 1:56 AM
    GODZILLA

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    That pic made me think of this.

     
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  24. Jan 18, 2023 at 2:07 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Lol. The rough spot was a big mess that included pieces of my machine on the floor.
     
  25. Jan 18, 2023 at 2:10 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Ooooohhhhhh. So @LarryDangerfield got rough with the candy condoms and made a "mess" on the floor. Got it. Too vigorous, my friend. :boink:
     
  26. Jan 18, 2023 at 2:26 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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  27. Jan 18, 2023 at 3:06 AM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:


    Thank you for letting me have a laugh. Need it to get through this last night shift.
     
  28. Jan 18, 2023 at 3:43 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I have another food hot take! Fruit should not go on dessert. Like every time I see fruit on cheesecake it makes me very sad. And a cherry on top, yuck. That's not to say the dessert can't be the fruit, like a peach cobbler or blueberry pie, those kind of things are okay. Vanilla cake with strawberries on top? Absolutely not.
     
  29. Jan 18, 2023 at 3:44 AM
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    What? Strawberry cheesecake is amazing!

    And what about something like strawberry shortcake?
    [​IMG]
     
  30. Jan 18, 2023 at 3:45 AM
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    An abomination!
     

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