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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 12, 2023 at 6:40 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Glad you got in so quickly. 5 and 6 hour lines might still be a thing on a Saturday. I get that it's really good, and a little slice of Texas to experience, but I could never bring myself to wait hours and hours for lunch. I'm sure I'll go at some point. Black's and Smitty's are right down the road in Lockhart.
     
  2. Jan 12, 2023 at 6:48 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Luckily I'm over 21. :D

    @War Machine refuses to sign the paternity papers which would grant almost immediate dual citizenship. He's afraid I'll move in next door to him, even though I told him we can still never talk sometimes and when we do it will be to trade remarks about smoking meat or to talk smack about the other neighbors.
     
  3. Jan 12, 2023 at 8:27 AM
    Lovetrucks

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    Is that what happens to Tundra owners when they see ice ?
     
  4. Jan 12, 2023 at 9:06 AM
    WAtundra4x4

    WAtundra4x4 Retired from active retirement.

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    Forward looking camera, Stub Antenna, 3M clearshield. A few other non lifted items.
    Future Tesla competition from Canada …
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  5. Jan 12, 2023 at 11:31 AM
    GODZILLA

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    That'd explain why I'm forever in Wyoming. :monocle: Interesting theory.
     
  6. Jan 12, 2023 at 12:28 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    WTF matta with you.. :crapstorm:

    Comparing even the Lowly Cressida to anything from FIAT/ America is a SIN...:anonymous:

    That's just like Comparing the Bronco's and the Buccaneers ; they both brought in top notch quarterbacks BUT we see how that turned out :fistbump:


    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  7. Jan 12, 2023 at 12:30 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    I'm old enough to have been "Drinking legally" at 18 :hattip:
     
  8. Jan 12, 2023 at 12:41 PM
    GODZILLA

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    The Challenger and 300 were both designed before Fiat's involvement. Besides, at least dodge had the decency to sell out to pay their debts instead of selling out the taxpayers.

    Fiat actually improved quality for the company, too. Hell, the Renegade (reskinned fiat 500 xl) was the only thing wearing a jeep badge in 2018 that was projected to have good reliability. Read that again; they made a reliable jeep! They're basically wizards!
     
  9. Jan 12, 2023 at 12:52 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    Not sure what kool-aide you are drinking up there in "God's Country" but from a service dispatchers desk ; they still SUCK...o_O

    They pay dam well because their tech's and service staff need to be 100% on top of all of their recalls for SHITTY builds...:rolleyes:

    I left and went back to Diesels/Large cars after Fiat insisted that "little dealers" needed to fork up or get the F@$K out...New folks went back to

    just % pay :mad:
     
  10. Jan 12, 2023 at 12:54 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I was joking. Every manufacturer has warts. Just gotta pick one that doesn't have them where you plan to put your lips. ;)
     
  11. Jan 12, 2023 at 12:57 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    Screen cleaning needed zip code 33881 :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    They did try to take care of their people once upon a time...

    I was commuting from my quiet area out in the "Sticks" down into the heart of @ToyoMafia territory 5-6 days a week but $$$$$$$ was excellent :hattip:
     
  12. Jan 12, 2023 at 1:07 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I don't know that zip?
     
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  13. Jan 12, 2023 at 2:06 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    South of I-10 and smack in the middle of some lakes....:D

    Your "Little Truck" would fit right in among the Groves filled with Oranges.:hattip:
     
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  14. Jan 12, 2023 at 2:16 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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  16. Jan 12, 2023 at 5:12 PM
    GODZILLA

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  17. Jan 13, 2023 at 1:39 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    The Mona Lisa is an alright painting :p
     
  18. Jan 13, 2023 at 2:10 AM
    GODZILLA

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    o_O
     
  19. Jan 13, 2023 at 2:12 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Come on man after you sent me that article I now realize it's not mediocre and am repenting!
     
  20. Jan 13, 2023 at 2:18 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Just giving you crap. I used to do art stuff, so that one was personal for me is all.
     
  21. Jan 13, 2023 at 2:34 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    :D art stuff?! Do you have any pictures of said art?! Also on a more somber note, my tool pouch of almost 7 years died tonight. R.I.P.
     
  22. Jan 13, 2023 at 2:46 AM
    GODZILLA

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    I don't know that I do. Quit doing it before I graduated high school, so pre camera phones.


    Oh? What was the cause of the tool bag's demise?
     
  23. Jan 13, 2023 at 3:09 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    It's a little holster pouch that goes on my hip. It holds my knife and plastic cutting tool. It wore out from plain old wear and tear. It had a good run lol
     
  24. Jan 13, 2023 at 3:10 AM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    Ah. So old age serving it's purpose. We should all be so lucky.
     
  25. Jan 13, 2023 at 3:25 AM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    The new one is terrible. It's like going from a broken in baseball mitt to a brand new one.
     
  26. Jan 13, 2023 at 3:25 AM
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    Will it break in?
     
  27. Jan 13, 2023 at 3:43 AM
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    I didn't even notice until just now.


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    Happy superstitious bad day, Everybody!
     
  28. Jan 13, 2023 at 3:44 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Eventually, I hope lol
    That must be why my holster died!
     
  29. Jan 13, 2023 at 5:38 AM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Bring it on! It'll only bite ya if you let it. :D
     
  30. Jan 13, 2023 at 5:53 AM
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    Or if you tip her enough. :anonymous:
     

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