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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 2, 2022 at 8:10 AM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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    :boom:
     
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    Orange is like a red head…at least to me. You know they are trouble but you still wanna play.

    @RainMan_PNW kinda like a Yoder…
     
  3. Dec 2, 2022 at 8:13 AM
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    I need a nap already. :bored:




    I hope you Everybody is enjoying their Friday.
     
  4. Dec 2, 2022 at 8:17 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    First day off in a while, it's nice to relax.
     
  5. Dec 2, 2022 at 8:18 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    It is snowing here. With all the Christmas lights up the holiday cheer has arrived. It helps that my peer came back from a 3 week vacation today instead of Monday.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    It’s our daughters bday today (16). She’s in all AP classes, works twice a week, received an “above average” on her PSAT’s and has been doing competitive cheer since she was like 4. Unfortunately, she’s been continuing to do cheer despite her wrist being in a soft cast, then a hard cast and will need surgery so she’s pulled out of cheer as of this week until next season.
    She’s been asking to let her get her nose pierced for over a year (small Diamond) I’ve been not allowing it. Today, little does she know- she has an appt for it. She’s earned it and then some.
     
  7. Dec 2, 2022 at 8:24 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Sounds like a damn good kid! Must take after her momma ;)
     
  8. Dec 2, 2022 at 8:26 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Oh yeah. The wife is extremely intelligent especially with math. Me? Nope. I have mainly street smarts and some book smarts. The wife is all book. Our oldest has (fortunately) both.
     
  9. Dec 2, 2022 at 8:28 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Same situation in this house. :fistbump:
     
  10. Dec 2, 2022 at 8:33 AM
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    Appreciate the SO support there, Zach. :fistbump::thumbsup:
     
  11. Dec 2, 2022 at 8:35 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I got you! :fistbump::D
     
  12. Dec 2, 2022 at 1:48 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    3rd Gen guys are so lucky.. :(

    Currently changing my oil and just smacked my head on a tow hook.
     
  13. Dec 2, 2022 at 1:52 PM
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    :rofl:


    Ouch. Not laughing at your pain, but rather your joke!
     
  14. Dec 2, 2022 at 2:09 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Doesn't have anything with being super tall? o_O I don't usually have any issues.

    I did LOL at this. Not because of your pain but the 3rd gen comment.
     
  15. Dec 2, 2022 at 2:13 PM
    GODZILLA

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    You know, that's true. Zach, aren't you used to hitting your head on stuff? I'm short so I wouldn't know.
     
  16. Dec 2, 2022 at 2:28 PM
    NWPirate

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    Am I tall when I'm laying down?
     
  17. Dec 2, 2022 at 2:29 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Plus all of that noise when I accelerate. Just irksome.
     
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    Technically, you're longer than you are tall. When you lie down gravity compresses you outward, so measured foot to head you are slightly "taller" than when standing.
     
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    They do have it easy. All that plastic to cushion the blow.

    For the record, I’m an asshole so I laughed at your pain and the situation. But if I was there with ya I’d be watching your eyes and handing you your beer while I laughed.
     
  20. Dec 2, 2022 at 3:04 PM
    NWPirate

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    No thanks, I'll pass.
     
  21. Dec 2, 2022 at 3:07 PM
    NWPirate

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    Ha, true!!

    I would be disappointed if you didn't laugh! :cheers:
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I'm taller in the morning when I'm laying down than most times in the evening when I'm laying down.
     
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    TMI. Don’t want to hear about it
     
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    . :smokertransformer:
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    :laughing:
     
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    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    @GODZILLA
    Adam:
    You are a good guy and a great contributor to the Forum sleuthing out answers. It is time for me to come clean as we have all had fun ribbing you over that shiny new Taco with the ____ color.
    All of the quotes from those web pages were doctored to add burnt. Because you are a super sleuth I assumed you would check the web pages and throw the penalty flag but I think you have endured enough!
     
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    Sometimes the parking calls to youCB98C4A7-B8C4-4DA4-A3F0-B1E565C9D347.jpgHad these…C0B0CEE4-5C72-435A-9EC5-545174F5D155.jpg
    While waiting for these (this is less than half of the order)65539A7B-77A6-4566-83C8-58188D38A9F8.jpg
     
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    Well played.

     

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