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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 10, 2022 at 7:58 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Thank you for reminding me why I don’t live in that shit anymore.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    We can’t wait to get out of CO (when wife retires with full pension) for this and other reasons that our state is turning to shit
     
  3. Nov 10, 2022 at 8:19 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    It's still beautiful though
     
  4. Nov 10, 2022 at 8:22 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Think they make the C and T lines on covid tests a red-pink color so people can’t cheat? Cuz if it was a black line I’d be grabbing a sharpie…and filling the C in. Get me out of this trip
     
  5. Nov 10, 2022 at 8:23 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    What if I told you they make pink sharpies…
     
  6. Nov 10, 2022 at 8:41 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    What states are on the wish list? AZ, TX?
     
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  7. Nov 10, 2022 at 9:11 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Thinking some rural area in TX somewhere. Nothing in stone. fuck it, let’s move to Belize. It’s looking better than here lol
     
  8. Nov 10, 2022 at 10:21 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Keep in mind, TX has almost no public land. Take a peek at Southern Utah.
     
  9. Nov 11, 2022 at 4:50 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Wide awake… Hope someone is sleeping good
     
  10. Nov 11, 2022 at 5:15 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Wife and I test drove two vehicles with push start yesterday and both times I had to remind her to turn them off, though in one case it's because she was trying to find the parking brake.
     
  11. Nov 11, 2022 at 5:16 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I have no idea where I fall on this but I'm sure someone who's more analytical than I am will tell me some day.
     
  12. Nov 11, 2022 at 5:25 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Happy Veterans Day.
     
  13. Nov 11, 2022 at 6:31 AM
    shifty`

    shifty` Just like witches at black masses

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    FTFY

    I have no doubt there's some truth buried in stuff like this but I don't necessarily buy into it because nothing is B&W, it's grey, and always changing.

    Grids like that, they're like horoscopes. You could apply just about any horoscope, for any sign, to any person, on any given day, and they'll find a way to make it true in their imagination. I'm sure any person could fit any box in that grid, at any time, on any given day. I'm just not anal enough a SOB that I'd make that a goal or task, or be bothered to stay in one of the boxes. Different moments call for different responses.

    I'll say though, I've crossed paths w/some truly, purely evil people in my lifetime. I'm damn sure glad I dunno where they are today, and they don't know where I am.
     
  14. Nov 11, 2022 at 6:35 AM
    T-Rex266

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    I literally have to remind myself to turn off my wife’s car (also push start) as I am just used to hitting a button to place my vehicle in park, and exiting without turning something off lol
     
  15. Nov 11, 2022 at 6:35 AM
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    A bit nippy this morning.

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    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Yup! I’ve got some windchill this morning making it feel even colder.
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    GODZILLA

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    Here's hoping all the hot chicks are in thin shirts. :D
     
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  18. Nov 11, 2022 at 6:51 PM
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  19. Nov 11, 2022 at 7:17 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    I’m busy doing expensive shit…
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  20. Nov 11, 2022 at 7:26 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Just got off work.
    Umm why?:boink:
     
  21. Nov 11, 2022 at 7:27 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Because I hate money
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  22. Nov 11, 2022 at 7:28 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'll take some if you're just blowing it! :D
     
  23. Nov 11, 2022 at 7:29 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    The wife and kid already took care of the rest
     
  24. Nov 11, 2022 at 7:30 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Good lord…my daughter would start mugging people for those Ahsoka sabers.

    $250 gets you some plastic that makes silly sounds?
     
  25. Nov 11, 2022 at 7:33 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Best part is that $250 doesn’t include the blades. Those are another $60 each.
     
  26. Nov 11, 2022 at 7:34 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    PhukMeRunning
     
  27. Nov 11, 2022 at 7:52 PM
    T-Rex266

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    :eek2:o_O:fistbump:
     
  28. Nov 11, 2022 at 8:05 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Take off!!
     
  29. Nov 11, 2022 at 8:13 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Coming from the Tesla fanboi/gym rat :p :fistbump:
     
  30. Nov 11, 2022 at 8:15 PM
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    :bananadead:
     

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