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One last comment on that one and I'm done.

I don't believe in coincidences. And the suspicious series of events/timing I'm about to point out really makes it look like TurdFerguson could be an alias for PHM.

TurdFerguson hasn't posted in 90 days. Yesterday, one of PHM's other aliases got banned. I highlighted that over here last night:

https://www.tundras.com/threads/1st-gen-lunch-table-general-discussion.60450/page-1350#post-2975059

After 3 months of absence, PHM's alias getting banned yesterday, and less than 24 hours after I highlighted that ban on the 1st Gen forum, suddenly TurdFerguson logs in out of the blue, and creates this 'shifty is my bitch' account?

Huh. Yeah, that's sus.

Anyway, I love the cat and mouse games. Just surprised anyone thought I was worth dragging into it. I'm the last guy on the planet fun enough for that.

 

I do appreciate that you imply I'm "less evil," acknowledging that I am, in fact, a little evil

 

'Evil' is a spectrum, and we're all inherently a tad evil. It's part of being human.

The question is 'how evil' and/or 'what kind of evil' are you? Do you lister towards less-evil or more-evil? More-chaotic, or More-Lawful? I'm a mischievous SOB and probably fall in the 'neutral good' category.

Unfortunately, the grid doesn't account for "stupid". I def know some 'chaotic stupid' types. They were too stupid to recognize how dumb they are, though.

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Well, that bites. Factory remote start then?

 

I never understood the hype of push start....

I've driven vehicles with it and don't care for it myself

 

I don't have remote start but toyota dropped the ball by shutting the truck off when you open the door.
Lame!

 

So where do I fall when my response to nearly everything I see in the news or around me is “let it burn!”?

 

Burn it down, I'm ready!

 

I can understand that. My mom was bitching about not having the push to start when she got her Tundra... Among other things . I told her that she was bougie and she needed to suck it up if she wanted to have a Tundra. Now she loves her truck

 

These are all of my reasons as well. Except it's pretty rare for me to see 20 below.

 

Yeah, I still cannot figure that one out. Toyota does some very stupid things

 

Got in a bad spot in this orchard today, had to chain up.

I did find a few elk today, this guy was a very unique 2x7. The dagger on the left side was probably 3' long!

 

I think elk are some of the most gorgeous and majestic animals.

 

Had to suffer through family pictures tonight but got some pretty cool views of the west end of the Superstition mountains. Crazy how much the lighting changes in 20-30 mins this time of year.

 

Gorgeous pics!

 

Maybe the same place my high school history teacher told me I'd end up when he signed my yearbook (props, Coach Lee!):

"Either in prison, or in the White House, I can't picture you anywhere in between..."

 

We use to do some camping in Zion in November (less crowds, etc.) and we'd get a very similar effect as sun was going down...

 

The only correct response to that is



















Let it burn.

 

I appreciate everything you said. But you lost me at 20 below. The coldest it's ever been here is -3. My snot froze to my mustache.
The coldest I've ever experienced was skiing at Snowshoe. -20 with the wind. You couldn't ski without googles. They said your eyeballs would freeze. No thanks. Two runs and beers in the lodge the rest of the day. When it gets below 60F I'm wearing a hoodie. I'll take heatstroke every time

 

And where are you now??

 

Screw a heat stroke! I prefer 4 seasons and my winter to be cold.
















I totally live in the wrong area for this....

 

I haven no words for that. Well maybe two, f that.

 

Ah, you are a fellow winter survivor. I salute you.