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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 9, 2022 at 9:57 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    He has had some good ones....that's for sure.
     
  2. Nov 10, 2022 at 6:42 AM
    T-Rex266

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    It’ll be NWPirate2
     
  3. Nov 10, 2022 at 6:42 AM
    T-Rex266

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  5. Nov 10, 2022 at 7:07 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I better reserve that just in case. You mods won't expect a thing. :spy:
     
  6. Nov 10, 2022 at 8:19 AM
    GODZILLA

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    How you feeling today after that? For me it's always a day or two after that I feel it the most.

    You gonna make sure you get a hot massage therapist? :worthless:
     
  7. Nov 10, 2022 at 8:21 AM
    T-Rex266

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    I wish. Its some Chinese lady or something. Literally answers their phone "Hello" lol. She said I was a first time request for a massage only on my arms/forearms.
     
  8. Nov 10, 2022 at 8:31 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You forgot to wink and throw up some air quotes. :rofl:
     
  9. Nov 10, 2022 at 8:33 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    So far pretty decent. Maybe tomorrow will be worse. Only issue is that I'm a little tired because I was up pretty late and now I'm awake to go get these installed
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    I figured the next 9 days the highest temperature is 33° so it is time.
     
  10. Nov 10, 2022 at 8:33 AM
    GODZILLA

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    So you get some protein lotion rubbed on your arms. :rofl:
     
  11. Nov 10, 2022 at 8:41 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Nah, then it would be sticky lol
     
  12. Nov 10, 2022 at 8:44 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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  13. Nov 10, 2022 at 9:05 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I kill me. So funny.
     
  14. Nov 10, 2022 at 9:21 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Booooooooo :p
     
  15. Nov 10, 2022 at 10:15 AM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    This should go well
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    Who did you piss off @shifty` ?
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Hiked in to my uncles bar, lot of elk sign in here.
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  18. Nov 10, 2022 at 10:32 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    PHM already back?
     
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    shifty` Just like witches at black masses

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    Whoever it is must have some serious insecurity issues if they're dead set on targeting my dumb ass. :rofl:

    Or a little dick. That's another possibility. Everyone knows I'm packing the heat. Either way, I love the attention. But they can't have none of this peen.

    Meh, I doubt he'd waste time with me. Sure, he likes to troll a bit, and we didn't always see eye to eye but highly doubt he'd be that blatant. He's too classy for that.
     
  20. Nov 10, 2022 at 10:58 AM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Very true, he's too clever for something so obvious
     
  21. Nov 10, 2022 at 10:59 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Ugh.... little stretch of bad luck (more first world problems) recently. First the remote start not working and now the guy at discount tire after trying everything called me out to show me one of the tires requires a gargantuan amount of weight... Not sure if seller will take care of me considering how long I waited to get them mounted....
     
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    No dups dude
     
  23. Nov 10, 2022 at 11:22 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    That's some shit there
     
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  25. Nov 10, 2022 at 11:26 AM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    There can be only one!!
     
  26. Nov 10, 2022 at 12:40 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    Now don’t get pissed and trade your truck off over this…..
     
  27. Nov 10, 2022 at 12:54 PM
    shifty`

    shifty` Just like witches at black masses

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    So, lemme get this straight.

    TRDFerguson was the first to see it, and the new account is logging in from the same physical location as TurdFerguson, somewhere near Harrisonburg/Waynesboro/Lake Monticello VA? What's up with y'all Fergusons? :rofl:

    I'm not surprised. TurdFerguson hopped on and basically shat on the heads of several 1st Gen folk for giving honest advice to his question (link). I guess growing up beyond those high school years is really hard for some folks.
     
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  28. Nov 10, 2022 at 1:03 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Don't lump me in with that monster.. My shenanigans are cheeky and fun. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all. Evil shenanigans!
     
  29. Nov 10, 2022 at 1:11 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Lol! I made it a point to avoid all the dealerships so I wouldn't even be tempted :D
     
  30. Nov 10, 2022 at 1:12 PM
    shifty`

    shifty` Just like witches at black masses

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    Oh, definitely not insinuating you're one in the same, just ironic someone with the same phonetic name noticed the account, pointed it out, and it turns out it was created by the more evil one of the phonetic twins. You actually replied in that post I linked. You guys don't structure your sentences the same way, if you're the same person, kudos to you for masking it well.

    I initially thought TurdFerguson was PHM for a minute there, based on the cantankerousness of his 1st posts. I think someone mentioned PHM lived up around that area, VA, DE, RI, MA or something? Maybe it is him, but PHM's general MO didn't involve acting like an incellic man-child the way TurdFerguson does. He was much more fun and didn't jump right to blows on stuff.
     

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