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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 27, 2017 at 4:54 PM
    joem1cha3l

    joem1cha3l New Member

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    *edit*

    i hate you.
     
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  2. Nov 27, 2017 at 4:55 PM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    You suck lol
     
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  3. Nov 27, 2017 at 4:56 PM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    "You never had me, you never had your car"
     
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  4. Nov 27, 2017 at 5:04 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    The 956, TEXAS
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    :censored: :censored:!
     
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  5. Nov 27, 2017 at 5:25 PM
    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    There is only one Christmas movie.



    There story of one man who gives everything to save those around him from the evils of greed and man.



    That movie is... DIE HARD.
     
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  6. Nov 27, 2017 at 5:42 PM
    Jsena

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    Anyone on the site have 7inch bds Lift and icon Coilovers
     
  7. Nov 27, 2017 at 5:45 PM
    Jsena

    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    I fckn hate 4 wheel parts.. they Blow!!!!
     
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  8. Nov 27, 2017 at 5:46 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I’ve heard. That’s why I won’t shop there, ever if I can avoid it.
     
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  9. Nov 27, 2017 at 6:00 PM
    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    They are the PepBoys of the offroad market place.

    Back in '05 I went to my local 4 Wheel part to buy an Optima red top battery. The guy behind the counter told me they have to order it and it'll be 2-3 weeks. I look at their display of the batteries and ask if I can just take the red top one there. He says no and I pay for a new one and get a receipt. Three weeks later I get a call that my battery has arrived. I go there and show the guy at the counter my receipt for the battery. He goes in the back for 5 minutes, comes back out without the battery, goes over to the display and takes that one, still covered in dust. "Are you fucking kidding me?" I ask him. "I asked for that one 3 weeks ago and one of you guys said no. Now you give me that one?" He hands me the battery and I haven't been to one since.
     
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  10. Nov 27, 2017 at 6:01 PM
    Jsena

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    I was calling them about some Coilovers since Friday and he was suppose to get back to me today. Spoke to them 2x today and they said they were calling Icon about fitting or w/e called them 3” mins ago and said he forgot to call me back , now Icon is closed and I wanted to get that “ they pay tax” and 20% off they said they’ll honor it if I buy tomorrow
     
  11. Nov 27, 2017 at 6:03 PM
    Jsena

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    I would have told him fcknoff and give me the one that was ordered
     
  12. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:01 PM
    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    Tomorrow you'll deal with another guy who has no idea what you're talking about and the guy you talked to "has the day off".
     
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  13. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:05 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    I deserve this today

    image.jpg
     
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  14. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:10 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Yes, yes you do. You’re a strong independent woman. You can do it! :D
     
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  15. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:12 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

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    You’re making me blush
     
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  16. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:18 PM
    Jsena

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    You’re probably right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ :(:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  17. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:31 PM
    smslavin

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    for what? did your period start?
     
  18. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:35 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Thought it was Die Hard 2 ???
     
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  19. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:37 PM
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    It’s two months late!! Hell yeah I should celebrate
     
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  20. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:38 PM
    joonbug

    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    Sooooo.......menopause??
     
  21. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:39 PM
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    I’ve been flashing

    Wait, maybe that’s not what they mean by that
     
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  22. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:39 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Where's the queso dip?
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Good, or hard day?
     
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  24. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:41 PM
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    Didn’t need it. Fajita Quesadilla was enough

    image.jpg
     
  25. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:42 PM
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    hard. definitely hard.
     
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  26. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:42 PM
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    Not what she said
     
  27. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:42 PM
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    In Alma’s case , it’s hard on a good day :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  28. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:43 PM
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    oh, you were asking about @Almaboy not me. my bad.
     
  29. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:43 PM
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    Very much both
     
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    You always get the attention....let me have my coddling today
     
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