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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 24, 2022 at 8:19 AM
    GODZILLA

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    I have talked to so many electric companies in the last two days.... That storm knocked the crap out of everything.
     
  2. Apr 24, 2022 at 9:02 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Buying an hour of time back...neon lights and some Jay-Z worked well

     
  3. Apr 24, 2022 at 10:12 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    This must have been from some of your guy's time eh? :devil:
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  4. Apr 24, 2022 at 10:14 AM
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  5. Apr 24, 2022 at 10:38 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    A legit pull-tab can. Pepsi + tetanus = disappointing two people for the price of one.
     
  6. Apr 24, 2022 at 11:36 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Jerry who at which dealership? :facepalm:

    :spam:

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  7. Apr 24, 2022 at 11:41 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Jerry knitted me a sweater as well.
     
  8. Apr 24, 2022 at 11:44 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Did he buy you dinner too?
     
  9. Apr 24, 2022 at 11:44 AM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    He cleans my house and mows the lawn.
     
  10. Apr 24, 2022 at 11:44 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Hardee's!
     
  11. Apr 24, 2022 at 11:59 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    That was a fun ride. Had him show around his house too, with the Scooby-Doo bookshelf
     
  12. Apr 24, 2022 at 1:26 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    I actually remember those. I was very young, but I still remember
     
  13. Apr 24, 2022 at 1:27 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    A beautiful April day
    screenshot.jpg
     
  14. Apr 24, 2022 at 1:29 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Well, that extra hour I found at the car wash was needed to fix the toilet. Universal repair parts only work when you can easily disassemble the old parts. Has to tear out the reservoir so I could cut the old stuff out. Had tools and toilet parts throw all around my front yard. Two trips to the hardware store and I still had to kluge it back together with old hardware. Good times…
     
  15. Apr 24, 2022 at 1:29 PM
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  16. Apr 24, 2022 at 1:44 PM
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    Last toilet repair was because a gasket had gone bad in the tank. I replaced it, over tightened- and immediately cracked it. Went and upgraded toilets and tossed the old one into a construction bin. Good excuse to upgrade, I guess lol
     
  17. Apr 24, 2022 at 2:24 PM
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    I really need to win the lottery. I'd build a modest but comfortable home, a nice size garage/shop, some toys for said garage/shop, and then I'd do a bunch of road trips. I just wanna get in a fun to drive vehicle and go.
     
  18. Apr 24, 2022 at 2:27 PM
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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  19. Apr 24, 2022 at 2:30 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Too many walls. I like open floorplans. :p
     
  20. Apr 24, 2022 at 3:23 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    This is the last repair I’m doing on this toilet. Full replacement next time. Tires of having to repair something every 6-8 months
     
  21. Apr 24, 2022 at 4:20 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, same here.
    Sounds like you need a barndo.
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  22. Apr 24, 2022 at 4:23 PM
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    I want one, but I need to win the lottery.
     
  23. Apr 24, 2022 at 7:17 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Ultimate Bachelor pad
     
  24. Apr 24, 2022 at 7:52 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    My father-in-law is going to be building a garagedominium on our property in the next year. I’m not showing him that lol.
     
  25. Apr 24, 2022 at 7:54 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Jerry had sex with all our wives. And we loved him for it!
     
  26. Apr 24, 2022 at 7:56 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Spent most of the day running small truckloads (#crewmaxproblems) to the new house. Happy to report that the garage is fucking massive, though.
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  27. Apr 24, 2022 at 8:05 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :jellydance:
     
  28. Apr 24, 2022 at 8:06 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Leave work after 12 and a half hours, tired and hungry and wanting to see my family. Hills, curves and oncoming traffic conspire to keep me stuck behind this guy at 40 mph (in a 65 zone) for 10 miles.

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  29. Apr 24, 2022 at 8:08 PM
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    Oof. That bites man.
     
  30. Apr 24, 2022 at 8:10 PM
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    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    :annoyed:
     

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