Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

My bad. The only good thing today is that I slept well last night.

 

Ugh. Really hoping the whole "bad things come in 3s" is true.

Two bad things mentioned above (tire and dew) suck, but after the porcupine I wanted some comfort food. I eat my feeling, sue me. Snagged a "Country Gravy Burrito" while at the gas station. Terrible for you, but it's eggs, sausage, potato, cheese, and then country gravy wrapped in a tortilla. Feel good food for sure... UNLESS IT HAS NO GRAVY!



Then the anniversary of today.... I'm just really really not wanting to be awake and in the world today. I want a do over.

 

I hope so. If I have some free time today I plan to go pull what quills I can out of the tire. If it goes flat I do have a spare to put on, but if my rear tire got them too...... I don't want to be buying new tires already.

 

Not having many porcupines in our area, I never knew or really thought about them doing this kind of damage.
That sucks!

Hope your day gets better.

 

Well, hopefully the beefy AT tires can handle it. I don't think I'll really wind up with more than some work to pull the quills, but I don't have great luck either, so.....

 

I like your spirit, but I absolutely refuse to do a BMC or a bigger lift than what the Falcons gave me. I'm secure with myself and don't need a big lifted truck to make me feel better about my tiny pecker.

 

Uh... why?

 

You mean my unmanageable, wiry, dried out, damaged, mop that I really should just keep shaved off?

 

Really digging the Kurt Cobain look, eh?

 

I know I'm in the minority (of one?) here, but I like a bit of gap between the tire and wheel well. Even lifted, I feel like 35's take up too much area.

 

For a time I just used my beard trimmer with no attachments every few days to keep it all mowed down. My barber (who happens to be a pretty woman) is open again, and said she won't shut down again, so for 20 bucks I can keep it a little longer and not have it look completely ratty.

Honestly, if my hair were straight I would have grown it out long way back. It's curly as hell and full of cow licks. Used to have a friend that called it my "jew 'fro" when it'd get more than an inch long. Can't do shit with it, so I cut it short or buzz it all off.

Nope. Not alone. I think 33-34 is about perfect on the Tundra. No BMC, no after market UCAs, and only minor trimming/remolding needed. They fill out the wheel wells nicely and don't interfere with travel. Best of both worlds IMO.

 

My mood enhancer

 

Bic mine once a week…

 

I don't actually own a razor.

I'm not a 5 o'clock shadow kind of guy. More like 10:30 or 11 o'clock (AM) shadow. My beard grows to fast to make a regular razor worth the time. I got a professional straight razor shave for my brother's wedding, because he said it was 3 days before he could feel stubble after his. 4 hours later I could feel it. By the next morning it was visible. It bought me about 8 hours without visible stubble, so it just wasn't worth it.

 

LOL - once a week for me is just so I don’t have to spend too much time rinsing/cleaning the razor between swipes. I start to show a 5 o’clock shadow on about day 5.

 

that's starting the day off right.

 

So you hit the mil-spec rat and I get the flat.
Today is just strange…

 

I'm sorry you have that going on, but thank you for sharing. The absurdity of it made me laugh out loud, and that was helpful today.

 

You woke up this morning, and you're vertical, you have a good mind, you have a job, and you have a nice truck. Today's a good day, sir.

 

Don't come at me with that "count your blessings" BS. I can be grumpy if I want to!

 

How about any of this?




Any of that help?