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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 10, 2017 at 11:35 AM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

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    do you know how many people i see getting pushed around that obviously don't need to be there? save your knee. ask for a chair.
     
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  2. Nov 10, 2017 at 11:41 AM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    Willy Wonka??
     
  3. Nov 10, 2017 at 11:41 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    then how tall is he
     
  4. Nov 10, 2017 at 11:42 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I'm sitting at my gate...I'm good now
     
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  5. Nov 10, 2017 at 11:45 AM
    JC303

    JC303 Same same but different

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    Global Entry is legit. Good for 5 years too.
     
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  6. Nov 10, 2017 at 11:45 AM
    JC303

    JC303 Same same but different

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    Safe travels. Enjoy the springs
     
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  7. Nov 10, 2017 at 11:49 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Post pics of the minivan (god I hope it has a soccer ball sticker on the back window) :rofl:
     
  8. Nov 10, 2017 at 11:51 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    gonna try :D @ColoradoTJ where is a good place to grab food and drinks for a decent price on a Friday night???
     
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  9. Nov 10, 2017 at 11:52 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Lol :rofl:
     
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  10. Nov 10, 2017 at 11:52 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    the hell....no! no proof of me EVER driving a minivan!:smack:
     
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  11. Nov 10, 2017 at 11:53 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :smack:
     
  12. Nov 10, 2017 at 11:58 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    5’8”’ish
     
  13. Nov 10, 2017 at 12:00 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    soooooooo.......still taller than you:p
     
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  14. Nov 10, 2017 at 12:06 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :bananadead:
     
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  15. Nov 10, 2017 at 12:06 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Tokyo Joe's :D
     
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  16. Nov 10, 2017 at 12:10 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Man, this sucks.
     
  17. Nov 10, 2017 at 12:11 PM
    757TUNDRA

    757TUNDRA Not a New Member

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  18. Nov 10, 2017 at 12:15 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    He just knows your LSD isn't working for off-road, while one side's w/o power....
     
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  19. Nov 10, 2017 at 12:25 PM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    You caught me on a bad day.. everytime we met lol
     
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  20. Nov 10, 2017 at 12:42 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    Welp......Colorado here i come!!:goingcrazy: @Sean266 if i end up arrested.....I'm telling them to get ahold of you!!!
     
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  21. Nov 10, 2017 at 1:11 PM
    mdavis

    mdavis I need a beer.

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    All cleaned up and ready to roll out in the morning. Throw a couple coolers full of food and beer (mostly beer) in the back and head out!

    Nothing better than a Clemson tailgate!
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    3A0A9935-37BD-47B0-BC66-8CA901833653.jpg
     
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  22. Nov 10, 2017 at 1:20 PM
    zcarpenter92

    zcarpenter92 Yotas and Yellow Jackets

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    Needed a new show to watch, and the Netflix gods are delivering!

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  23. Nov 10, 2017 at 1:25 PM
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    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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  24. Nov 10, 2017 at 1:57 PM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    The wife wanted to see Backstreet Boys and I wasn't going to turn down an opportunity to go to Vegas. Plus couldn't really say no since she's seen Jabbawockeez twice. Might just have to see Absinthe for the 4th time lol
     
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  25. Nov 10, 2017 at 2:00 PM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    I'm 5'9"... which rounds up to 5'10"
     
  26. Nov 10, 2017 at 2:01 PM
    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    So does 5'10" round up to 6'?
     
  27. Nov 10, 2017 at 2:03 PM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    Lets not get crazy now lol
     
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  28. Nov 10, 2017 at 2:04 PM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

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    aren't they all old, fat and gray now?
     
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  29. Nov 10, 2017 at 2:07 PM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    They're at least 2 of the 3 lol. I guess it's a way for her to hang on to the 90s and her youth. I'll be in the back totally hammered. You can call me the blackout boy lol
     
  30. Nov 10, 2017 at 2:32 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    So i forgot how painful the pressure change is when flying. i thought my knee was going to explode. This weekend better be worth the pain.
     

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