Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I got a voice mail yesterday that said if I dont call back my social security # is going to be discontinued. and taken to the local magistrate....(my cousin)

 

My 1st junk call today was for a lower interest Credit Card. I often press 1 and just put my phone down. Sometimes I hang on, they ask how much credit card Debt I have: I either say "none" or "You tell me, you called" either way they hang up too.

 

Serious stuff there!!!

 

So..... if my sosh screwtnie # is disbanded I guess I dont have to pay SS taxes?

 

Headlight on!

 

I screw with those people all the time I tell them that I have 20,000 in credit debt from buying Used condoms so I can recycle them to make tires. Lol
They don't really know what to say.

 

Morning, ORTRD18.

That's shorts weather if the sun is out and there's no wind.

 

I reported it.

 

#offended or #jealous ?

 

I didn’t actually look at it. I just report all his posts.

 

How's it going?

 

Just a nice looking lady with "Tig O'l Bitties"......

 

Improving. Thanks for asking.

 

Glad to hear!!

 

Fucking Best Buy....bought Mrs. Machine a laptop for Christmas and had the sense to intercept the emails they sent after I bought it. Then they sent another one this morning damned near a week after purchase. Just checked the email and she’s already read it.

 

You can't keep anything a secret anymore. We both get notifications so good luck trying to hide anything. Big withdrawals at the bank pop up on the phones too. So unless you go pay cash and take it on the spot, good luck.

 

Yep. At least I have the decency to mark the emails “unread” when I see the stuff she gets me.

 

Yes. Places that aren't used to cold and snow tend to act like the apocalypse is upon them when it happens. E.G. Texas shuts down when they get an inch or two of snow.

 

I use my work emails for such purchases. It has never been an issue.

 

I tell them I don't have a email. I'm old ...

 

That's what my dad says.....but he doesn't have email or even a cell phone.

 

All the Best Buy stuff is set up to out joint email. It’s not often we’re getting each other anything from there. That’s pretty much the only one I don’t have tied to another one.

 

You bastard! How dare you post that before dinner time in CO?

 

Mornin B