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  1. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:51 AM
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    The time and place is in PM’s, which anyone who is on the forum still risks seeing “inappropriate” pics or memes at work, but then the rest of the members are not taking the same risk.
     
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    But it will be if that coyote starts walking around in its pajamas!!!!!
     
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    LMAO!:rofl: First thing through the door... That's funny.

    I just mean that everything on my work PC is monitored, and I don't wanna have to block the forum to save my job. Even in a PM as @Pinay suggested, the spoiler feature and a NSFW title would be a good thing.
     
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    Hope you feel better soon !!!
     
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    Awwww. Who wouldn't love that face? Who is a good boy?! Yes, you are a good boy!

    Oh, yeah... cute dog too.
     
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    I worked hard and put up with an awful boss for 8 years to get to where I am with this company. I'm not gonna risk it for something as silly as boobs.
     
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  9. Dec 9, 2019 at 7:05 AM
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    That's ok. I was told at a young age that I shouldn't join a gang.
     
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  10. Dec 9, 2019 at 7:15 AM
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    Good morning Rich!
     
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  11. Dec 9, 2019 at 7:17 AM
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    How about a TNA gang.
     
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  12. Dec 9, 2019 at 7:21 AM
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    Tundras 'n' Armories?

    I could see it.
     
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    :thumbsup:
     
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    Great picture !!!!!!
     
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    Coming for ya Houston :burnrubber:
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    Hey @War Machine You need to hook him up with some Milwaukee stuff.
     
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  17. Dec 9, 2019 at 8:00 AM
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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    This stuff?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Me too. I’m not greedy
     
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    He tried :(
     
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    Who’s got time off over the Christmas period?
     
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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one

    I am taking a personal day the 24th off the 25th other than that it’s business as usual
     
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    I’m off the 25th and get a ‘winter day’ 27th.
     
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    My schedule will have me finishing my last of 7 graveyards at 6 AM Christmas morning. Then I go back for dayshift at 6 AM on the 1st.
     
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    a few days... nice
     
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    Just my standard schedule. 7 on, 7 off, 12 hour shifts. Can't complain about the schedule.
     
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    I'm off the 25th...
     
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    Dude, your worked all weekend!
     
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    I work every other weekend. Normal to me now.
     
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    Have a large bottle of vodka ready
     
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