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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:48 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    :worthless:
     
  2. Dec 8, 2019 at 10:11 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    It’s in the desert right now

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  3. Dec 8, 2019 at 10:28 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  4. Dec 8, 2019 at 10:31 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
     
  5. Dec 8, 2019 at 10:41 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Ah the moon boat

    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  6. Dec 8, 2019 at 10:42 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Looks like the moon to me
     
  7. Dec 8, 2019 at 11:08 AM
    GODZILLA

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    **WARNING** incoming butt pics **WARNING**
     
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  8. Dec 8, 2019 at 11:48 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Good afternoon Jim!
     
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  9. Dec 8, 2019 at 11:48 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Good afternoon Bryan!
     
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  10. Dec 8, 2019 at 1:45 PM
    Stainlesst

    Stainlesst everybody loves an Inky. Inky Inky. go Inky go!

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    well this is embarrassing... just got pulled out by a blue lifted limited... at least it was tundra on tundra towing... :rain:
     
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  11. Dec 8, 2019 at 1:49 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    That's because, contrary to all the "Blaaaaaack" and "Baby batter" is fastest talk, the true speed and power is in the blues.
     
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  12. Dec 8, 2019 at 2:17 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
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  13. Dec 8, 2019 at 3:04 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Amen brother!
     
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  14. Dec 8, 2019 at 3:45 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Eating the mailman.
     
  15. Dec 8, 2019 at 3:49 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Watching The Woman decorate the Christmas tree. She's beginning by untangling the lights. I had no idea cussing could be so festive. :D
     
  16. Dec 8, 2019 at 3:56 PM
    GODZILLA

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    ***BREAKING NEWS*** ...This just in: A badly beaten canadian man wrapped in tangled christmas lights and holding a candy cane as though it were a suppository was rushed to the hospital in critical condition. When asked how he came to be in this festive, but sad state he said this "I was just laughing while she untangled the lights." ***
     
  17. Dec 8, 2019 at 3:57 PM
    Outbound

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    LOL!!! Yup, that about describes it. I'm just sitting here quietly sipping hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps while stifling the chuckles.
     
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  18. Dec 8, 2019 at 4:30 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Cussing is always a part of our Christmas decorating, but it's usually me.
     
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  19. Dec 8, 2019 at 4:40 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Dammit, Christi! Quit giving me mod ideas for the Tundra! :D
     
  20. Dec 8, 2019 at 4:52 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    That's ok. They'd still be in range of that 80mm. :devil:
     
  21. Dec 8, 2019 at 4:57 PM
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    Shift is over. I'm headed home. I'm sure I'll sound off again at some point before going to bed, but if I don't Good night!
     
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  22. Dec 8, 2019 at 5:23 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  23. Dec 8, 2019 at 6:04 PM
    Stainlesst

    Stainlesst everybody loves an Inky. Inky Inky. go Inky go!

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    In the "Zone"...
     
  24. Dec 8, 2019 at 6:28 PM
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    Hi Christi! We started training for obedience. My trainer competes in French Ring, and others there do both French Ring and Mondioring. So we are learning about both. So she is doing jumps and obedience and has just started bitework. Being my first dog at this level I have alot to learn and it's a whole new world. So right now it's just the basic ground work. She is timid so its building her confidence. While I learn about both. Not saying she could compete...but maybe my next one!
     
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  25. Dec 8, 2019 at 6:31 PM
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    Pinay New Member

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    So once Indy masters bite work, I’d like to borrow her for a day or two..and take her for a walk...yeah, at work and my neighborhood. :)
    Will she bite on command?? Asking for a friend. :anonymous:
     
  26. Dec 8, 2019 at 6:31 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    We train daily when the mailman goes by :rofl:....poor guy asked if I was using him for bait for my dog :eek2::rofl:
     
  27. Dec 8, 2019 at 6:33 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Tell your friend...yes she does bite on command :D:rofl:
     
  28. Dec 8, 2019 at 6:34 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Denise does! @Notachickmagnet
     
  29. Dec 8, 2019 at 6:34 PM
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