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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 8, 2019 at 7:27 AM
    PotentPotables

    PotentPotables "Where we're going we don't need roads."

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    Sorry buddy. Hope you feel better. Have a good one nonetheless.
     
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  2. Dec 8, 2019 at 7:27 AM
    PotentPotables

    PotentPotables "Where we're going we don't need roads."

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    Have a good day Alfie.
     
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  3. Dec 8, 2019 at 7:28 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Let’s go STEELERS
     
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  4. Dec 8, 2019 at 7:32 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Laser tag last night

     
  5. Dec 8, 2019 at 7:32 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  6. Dec 8, 2019 at 7:53 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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  7. Dec 8, 2019 at 7:54 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Tundras!! Sunday funday!
     
  8. Dec 8, 2019 at 7:59 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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  9. Dec 8, 2019 at 8:04 AM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Morning tundra fans.

    Hope you all have a great Sunday and remember we are less than 24hrs from Monday LOL... boooooooo
     
  10. Dec 8, 2019 at 8:07 AM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Still rolling stock baby....
    Few years back I had a month long fling with a former coworker who was built like that, I swear before god that was a incredible month. Every day she was at my door, LOL.... hated to see her move off.
     
  11. Dec 8, 2019 at 8:33 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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  12. Dec 8, 2019 at 8:48 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    :der:
     
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  13. Dec 8, 2019 at 8:59 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Ugh. Morning. Late night last night. Slept in too late.

    COFFEE! STAT!
     
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  14. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:05 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Hey Bryan
    How did your daughter do hunting with grandpa?
     
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  15. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:08 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Sounds like my morning. Except I don't have coffee. Trying to kick my need for it. Want it to go back to being something I don't HAVE to have..... feels like a really bad idea today. :laughing:
     
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  16. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:14 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Wonder why everyone behind me gets annoyed when I fill up at Costco...
     
  17. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:15 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Still no Buck's in range.
     
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  18. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:16 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Probably because you're not driving a Prius with a 5-gallon tank.
     
  19. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:17 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    They really tend to get pissy when you fill up the tundra then pull ahead a little and fill up your boat. Lol
     
  20. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:18 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :yes:
     
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  21. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:19 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    need to get a boat and try that.
    :rofl:
     
  22. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:20 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: @COMiamiFan can maybe have his ship down to you from the moon!
     
  23. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:20 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    The 956, TEXAS
    None yet
    And you never made a move?
     
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  24. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:21 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Please don't feed the wild animals
     
  25. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:21 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    guy behind was getting angry and tried to cut across and he got blocked then I drive off and someone drive around and cut him off. Barrels of fun
     
  26. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:22 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  27. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:24 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I just a triple take on this, anyone notice Mr. Bean? The drawing on the windshield cover on the car, the fake tattoo, and the fake REAL estate sign
     
  28. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:27 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Nope ........All I seen was BOOBS! :anonymous:
     
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  29. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:38 AM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I don't see any of that.
    Screenshot_20191208-123703_Chrome.jpg
     
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  30. Dec 8, 2019 at 9:45 AM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Still rolling stock baby....
    it was a temp thing we both agreed to.

    she was going to move out of state the following month so we decided to have some fun before she left.
     
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