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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 6, 2019 at 7:58 AM
    stewtopia

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    Felt like shit last night, forgot to set my fantasy lineup. First game of playoffs. Had Cobb in lineup DOH!!!
     
  2. Dec 6, 2019 at 8:00 AM
    stewtopia

    stewtopia 4RunningTundra

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    You lost me at "Disclaimer"
     
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  3. Dec 6, 2019 at 8:02 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Got a visitor today. He showed up about a week ago, no collar covered in burrs. Then took off. I thought maybe he belong to someone visiting for thanksgiving.
    He’s a bit thinner and more burrs today so I think he was dumped. I brushed him out and put him in the backyard for now. My wife will post him on FB and see if he’s lost.
    4937DAD7-AE70-4732-97A9-F9712C80AF16.jpg
     
  4. Dec 6, 2019 at 8:19 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    If he grows into his feet he's going to be huge. Everyone loves a puppy then they start eating a bag of dog food a week and it's a different story.
     
  5. Dec 6, 2019 at 8:27 AM
    PotentPotables

    PotentPotables "Where we're going we don't need roads."

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    Golden Retrievers are wonderful dogs. If he was dumped, it's just terrible someone would do that.
     
  6. Dec 6, 2019 at 8:32 AM
    saybng

    saybng Just a member.

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    He looks very happy and seems like he found his home..:thumbsup:
     
  7. Dec 6, 2019 at 8:41 AM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Hey look meat twinkies

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  8. Dec 6, 2019 at 8:42 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    One of ours passed away about a month ago. It was my wife's buddy. He followed her everywhere. I sent her this pic and she said he needs a Christmas home. :ohsnap: So it's possible. She volunteers at the shelter so she knows it's full. If no one claims him and we can't find him a new home, I'm sure he will end up sticking around.
     
  9. Dec 6, 2019 at 8:45 AM
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    Sometimes the best dogs you'll ever find are the ones that find you.
     
  10. Dec 6, 2019 at 8:50 AM
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    :hattip:
     
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  11. Dec 6, 2019 at 8:51 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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    :hattip:
     
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  12. Dec 6, 2019 at 9:01 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    My bad; I missed the underhand pitch on that one. But it was a great reply to our back-n-forth and was worth a mic drop.
     
  13. Dec 6, 2019 at 9:07 AM
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    Good afternoon Bryan!
     
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  14. Dec 6, 2019 at 9:13 AM
    jewsNbrews

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    Good looking dog. Cant believe someone would drop it off like that. Hopefully hes just a runaway and you find his home. If not not a bad dog to adopt! Love the red in his coat!
     
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    Beautiful! I miss my golden
     
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  16. Dec 6, 2019 at 9:26 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    @COMiamiFan can handle 4 at once
     
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  17. Dec 6, 2019 at 9:29 AM
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    As long as they have ketchup and mayo :drool:
     
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  18. Dec 6, 2019 at 9:32 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    They have mayo at the tip alright
     
  19. Dec 6, 2019 at 9:33 AM
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    Yo mouth is on the tip
     
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    Of a girls boob
     
  21. Dec 6, 2019 at 9:39 AM
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    Yeah, Ms Jenner
     
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  22. Dec 6, 2019 at 9:41 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    You like Jenner?!?!?? Why would you think that??? I knew something was funny about you
     
  23. Dec 6, 2019 at 9:50 AM
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    Yeah I do. Kylie Jenner

    [​IMG]
     
  24. Dec 6, 2019 at 9:51 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    You mean the one in red waaay in the back ground
     
  25. Dec 6, 2019 at 9:53 AM
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    No, that's honey booboo; your go to
     
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    This is all Adam saw20191206_095227.jpg
     
  27. Dec 6, 2019 at 9:54 AM
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    Yep. His type. More cushion . . .
     
  28. Dec 6, 2019 at 9:54 AM
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    MGM:benchpress:
     
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  29. Dec 6, 2019 at 10:10 AM
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    Let's be real, all three of us clowns wouldn't have a chance In hell with Kylie, ain't nuttin wrong with a lil extra extra, had my share back in the day, no shame in my game
     
  30. Dec 6, 2019 at 10:13 AM
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    True. No chance. She prefers darker colored tundras ;)
     
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