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    Could’ve sent them to my place.
     
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    Weather here sucks with sleet and 34 degrees. Time to head in for the midnight shift.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I must be a cheap date then, I'll let me touch myself anytime. :eek:
     
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  13. Dec 4, 2019 at 6:18 PM
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    Silverado rental update #4

    The truck developed some sort of clunk/rattle directly behind the instrument cluster. It clangs like crazy when you go over a bump, and rattles like a mother going down the highway.

    Also, the console still wont open.
     
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    Why are you traveling so much?
     
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    Tramps.
     
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    Morning Bryan @Prostar 190 cause it's morning somewhere in the world!
     
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    Work...
    From November on is supposed to be the slow season but apparently no one got that memo...

    At least I'll have my truck in houston <3
     
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    Im scared my foot might go through it :rofl:

    I'm typically a pretty optimistic, and "silver lining-type" person, but this thing is a piece of shit. :notsure:
     
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    I was pretty worried trucking all the tools across town earlier. Thing was squatting pretty bad, and struggling to go anywhere...
    Hazard pay sounds fair to me :fistbump:
     
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