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  1. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:20 AM
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    War Machine

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    How old is she?
     
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  2. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:21 AM
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    Kerch71 Surgical Precision

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    Hey there Bryan!
     
    Kerch71, Nov 22, 2019
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  3. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:23 AM
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    Ganmercy

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    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    21 and has no idea how they get between the couch cushions.
     
    Ganmercy, Nov 22, 2019
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  4. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:25 AM
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    My youngest daughter refuses to match her socks. She always has two different socks on..... I never understood that...
     
    Racingjohndeere55, Nov 22, 2019
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  5. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:29 AM
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    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Lol my son would be in some seriou debt by now :rofl:
     
    Squatting Pigeon, Nov 22, 2019
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  6. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:29 AM
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    War Machine

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    I have one that’s 22, and another who’s 18. Do yours collect empty shampoo bottles?

    My favorite part of living with a wife and two daughters:

    https://youtu.be/bPINvQwtKkg
     
    War Machine, Nov 22, 2019
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  7. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:33 AM
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    MARanger

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    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    MARanger, Nov 22, 2019
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  8. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:33 AM
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    3 daughters, one son. The garage was our only estrogen free zone
     
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  9. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:33 AM
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    Ganmercy

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    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    No shampoo bottles. I have a 23, 21 and 17 they all keep those plastic containers you get as to go boxes.
     
    Ganmercy, Nov 22, 2019
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  10. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:35 AM
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    Ganmercy

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    3 daughters and a wife. I just built a garage and placed a sign that says no drama zone on the door.
     
    Ganmercy, Nov 22, 2019
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  11. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:36 AM
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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    Good morning Jarrod!
     
    jewsNbrews, Nov 22, 2019
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  12. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:36 AM
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    They knew better! Flying tool zone
     
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  13. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:36 AM
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    Ganmercy

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    My daughter says she will just buy new ones then. So I have quite the collection of colorful socks. Guys at work have fun with that.
     
    Ganmercy, Nov 22, 2019
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  14. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:38 AM
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    RLHULK

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    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Still rolling stock baby....
    Hmmmmmm new range maybe

    $648 woot

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    RLHULK, Nov 22, 2019
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  15. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:39 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    My wife does that shit.
     
    Prostar 190, Nov 22, 2019
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  16. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:39 AM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Let us know how that works out for you.
     
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  17. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:40 AM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    MARanger

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    2 boys and a 1 daughter, glad I only have one, she is enough drama at 9, I'm dreading the teen years
     
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    That's just creepy
     
    Racingjohndeere55, Nov 22, 2019
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    Wait! She is going to cost you twice as much as the two boys together
     
    Racingjohndeere55, Nov 22, 2019
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  21. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:43 AM
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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Y0TA PR0, Nov 22, 2019
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  22. Nov 22, 2019 at 8:44 AM
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    Ganmercy

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    Wife was out yesterday with "ideas" on how to decorate the garage. So not thinking it is gonna go well.
     
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    Ganmercy

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    My dad had this one in his garage which kept my mom out of there.
    Screenshot_20191122-114925_Google.jpg
    But wife said I put it up she will smother me in my sleep!
     
    Ganmercy, Nov 22, 2019
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    :rofl:
     
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  26. Nov 22, 2019 at 9:03 AM
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    It's been fun, but I'm going to bed. See you all on the graveyard shift. :wave:
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    With her boobs? :D
     
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :yes:
     
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    Ganmercy

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    God I hope so. Perfect way to go!:fingerscrossed:
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    My thoughts exactly!

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