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  1. Nov 18, 2019 at 4:54 PM
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    Pudge

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    Well I now know i can be awake for 36 hrs, hopefully some sleep is near
     
    Pudge, Nov 18, 2019
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  2. Nov 18, 2019 at 4:54 PM
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    :rofl::D
     
    Notachickmagnet, Nov 18, 2019
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  3. Nov 18, 2019 at 4:56 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    Lol !!! Good one! :rofl::rofl:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Nov 18, 2019
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  4. Nov 18, 2019 at 4:56 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    He is probably on Tundras.com!
     
    Notachickmagnet, Nov 18, 2019
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  5. Nov 18, 2019 at 4:57 PM
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    :D
     
    Notachickmagnet, Nov 18, 2019
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  6. Nov 18, 2019 at 5:01 PM
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    I recommend drinking heavily, that should help.
     
    Azblue, Nov 18, 2019
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  7. Nov 18, 2019 at 5:05 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :thumbsup:
     
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  8. Nov 18, 2019 at 5:22 PM
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    War Machine

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    When I go a really long time like that, I won’t really sleep the first night afterwards. A couple of days later I’ll hit a wall and go comatose.
     
    War Machine, Nov 18, 2019
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  9. Nov 18, 2019 at 5:23 PM
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    War Machine

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    It’ll be fine. Go ahead.
     
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  10. Nov 18, 2019 at 5:24 PM
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  11. Nov 18, 2019 at 5:26 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    He was keeping an eye on you.
     
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  12. Nov 18, 2019 at 5:27 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Ok, well if you ask me most of our troubles are a direct result of the damn liber..........................Oh look, more post in the meme thread, nevermind.
     
    Azblue, Nov 18, 2019
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  13. Nov 18, 2019 at 5:28 PM
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    :rofl: checking out the pictures posted earlier!
     
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  14. Nov 18, 2019 at 5:29 PM
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    That is one serious side-eye.
     
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    Yes, I also hate those commercials.


    https://youtu.be/iKp8LV0N-rY
     
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    :rofl:
     
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  17. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:01 PM
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    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Are you describing your coffee or my next wife with rich and bold?
     
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  18. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:12 PM
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    Y0TA PR0, Nov 18, 2019
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  20. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:18 PM
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    Agreed!

    Turns out he is getting rid of it now :(
     
    Squatting Pigeon, Nov 18, 2019
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  21. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:19 PM
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    T500 # The Dark Side

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    yeah it is
     
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  22. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:20 PM
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    He must have thought I was dodgy
     
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    pruis driver I reckon
     
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    I'm a native Tucsonan and will stay in AZ but if I hit the lottery I would love to buy a summer home in the White Mtns to escape the summer heat.
     
    Azblue, Nov 18, 2019
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  25. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:22 PM
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    I got rumbled
     
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    Nope married 23yrs. So I say next ones gonna be rich! Hey whatever the price tag as long as she can afford to pay for the mods on a tundra it's worth it!:D
     
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    Well there negative Nelly......that is why I have two arms and two legs!:yes:
     
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    Few years back, NYC Thanksgiving parade staging area. I felt safer!

    20171122_153823.jpg
     
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    I was just busting your stones. Gotta have some fun!
     
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  30. Nov 18, 2019 at 11:34 PM
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    Morning y'all and have a good one. One day less and another day closer.
     
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