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  1. Nov 7, 2019 at 5:17 PM
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  3. Nov 7, 2019 at 5:21 PM
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  5. Nov 7, 2019 at 5:23 PM
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  6. Nov 7, 2019 at 5:28 PM
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    Nah, but she does break down sometimes for no reason
     
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  8. Nov 7, 2019 at 5:31 PM
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  9. Nov 7, 2019 at 5:32 PM
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  10. Nov 7, 2019 at 5:32 PM
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    :rofl::rofl:dont worry...I said MGM not slate metallic :boink:
     
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    And here we see Tim eyeing his girlfriend
     
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  17. Nov 7, 2019 at 5:48 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Kinda reminds me of a chick I once went home with after a drunken night way back in the day.












    Yes, I left very early the next morning. :anonymous:
     
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    Good morning Tundras!!! Well, my morning. Little late to the party today....sorry.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    No. My therapist said I need to leave my past in the past.
     
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    I need another beer, but the fridge is so far away, what to do? :monocle:
     
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    You say: Hey hun, could you get me a beer? Please??
     
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    Fine idea, but she just went back to bed. Although, I doubt she fell asleep yet...............
     
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    Fucking awesome!!
     
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    Even though it is a little creepy, that works.
     
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    All is good in the world. She came out to get a glass of water and asked if I needed anything while she was up. Why yes in fact I do. Beer has been replenished and I am good for at least another 3-4 minutes.
     
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