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  1. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:46 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    She’s asking me what her offset is......I told her I don’t even know what mine is, and somebody asks me once a week.
     
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  3. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:47 PM
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    Listen...
    Nickelback's Silver Side Up was a really good album. Great songs on it. If you don't like it, you probably put steak sauce on a properly cooked steak.
    Oh wait. My bad.

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    Don't take this the wrong way, but does she want poke?
     
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  5. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:50 PM
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    For the last time, I almost never use steak sauce. I just stand for my right to do so.
     
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  7. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:51 PM
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    :eek: Just not a prick.
     
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  8. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:51 PM
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    What does that mean?
     
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  9. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:52 PM
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    These are the ones she had on the last Sequoia. She likes them a lot.

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  11. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:53 PM
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    I’m not up to it.
     
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  12. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:54 PM
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    How far tires stick out froM truck.
     
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  13. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:54 PM
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    Non offensive meaning: When a slight amount of tire pokes out from the fenders.
     
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  14. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:55 PM
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    Lol [​IMG]
     
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    You guys not really think he doesn't know what that means do you.
     
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  17. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:56 PM
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    :anonymous:
     
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  18. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:57 PM
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    Hey we got the sack back.
     
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    It aint spooky season no 'mo.
     
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    Just figured that was what was meant by offset. Yes she does want that.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Offset is what gets you there. A positive offset will give you wheel poke. :thumbsup:
     
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    Not a hater :thumbsup:
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    She “wants it to look like the last ones did.”

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