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  1. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:27 PM
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    Yes sir, how would I ever hear him if he wasn't literally touching my nose with his? :rolleyes:
     
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    :fingerscrossed::fingerscrossed::fingerscrossed::fingerscrossed::fingerscrossed::fingerscrossed::fingerscrossed::fingerscrossed:
     
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  3. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:27 PM
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    Long day, smooth day at Madera Plant, a couple hours. Then drove a few more hours to Concord, north of Oakland.
    Need a drink or two....
     
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  4. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:27 PM
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    I grew up listening to nickelback so i never understood it. My dad showed me the music video for Rockstar when it came out and I thought it was awesome. I'll admit a lot of it is super generic rock but they had some amazing songs that I still listen to. Rockstar was by far one of my favorites.
     
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  5. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:31 PM
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    We’ve narrowed it down to not wanting all black, but also hating bronze.
     
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    We missed them, stayed near Hwy 1, Hermosa Beach. Everyone is asking if we are seeing them. I am like, we not looking for them, fortunately didn't have to.
     
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  9. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:32 PM
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  10. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:33 PM
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    Ok, so titanium then.
     
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  11. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:34 PM
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    They have several I really like. Gotta Be Somebody, Trying Not to Love You, and Lullaby are great.
     
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  12. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:35 PM
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    Then she can keep the door handles.
     
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    No sale on those.
     
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  14. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:36 PM
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    Well I tried.
     
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  15. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:36 PM
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    Lol are those your wheels Buster?
     
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  16. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:37 PM
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    Yes Sir.
     
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    Burn it to the ground, Animals, and rockstar were commonly sung in 9th grade while we were working in the greenhouse
     
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    God help me....I’m fixing to go to the white Tundra thread and show her some examples. If I don’t come back, remember your promise Holden.
     
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    But mine are not for sale.:D
     
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    She said they’d be cool if she was still an MGM loser.
     
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    Death before dishonor? ....or the other one?
     
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    :rofl: Well since you're going there it will take a while.
     
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    We need to strap a rope around you so we can pull you back to Darkness!!!
     
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    Eh, theyd need to be painted black anyway :rolleyes:
     
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    She also didn’t really say that. It was me the whole time.
     
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