1. Welcome to Tundras.com!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tundra discussion topics
    • Transfer over your build thread from a different forum to this one
    • Communicate privately with other Tundra owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site

Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 4, 2019 at 8:00 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2017
    Member:
    #8801
    Messages:
    12,891
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Pat
    CO
    Vehicle:
    2025 MGM Sequoia TRD PRO. 2016 Black CM Tundra TRD Off Road
    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    My get up and go, must of got up and went..
     
  2. Nov 4, 2019 at 8:17 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2018
    Member:
    #21746
    Messages:
    2,754
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Noble
    NWPA
    Vehicle:
    2016 Tundra black CM TRD
    Morning tundra clan
     
  3. Nov 4, 2019 at 8:17 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2018
    Member:
    #21746
    Messages:
    2,754
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Noble
    NWPA
    Vehicle:
    2016 Tundra black CM TRD
    Prostar 190 likes this.
  4. Nov 4, 2019 at 8:18 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2018
    Member:
    #21746
    Messages:
    2,754
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Noble
    NWPA
    Vehicle:
    2016 Tundra black CM TRD
  5. Nov 4, 2019 at 8:18 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2018
    Member:
    #21746
    Messages:
    2,754
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Noble
    NWPA
    Vehicle:
    2016 Tundra black CM TRD
    Hammerhead likes this.
  6. Nov 4, 2019 at 8:18 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2018
    Member:
    #21746
    Messages:
    2,754
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Noble
    NWPA
    Vehicle:
    2016 Tundra black CM TRD
    Jim LE 1301 likes this.
  7. Nov 4, 2019 at 9:17 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2017
    Member:
    #9912
    Messages:
    75,576
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Bryan
    OH
    Vehicle:
    2010 CrewMax limited 4X4
    6" lift 35" Toyo M/T
    Good morning Chris!
     
  8. Nov 4, 2019 at 9:18 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2017
    Member:
    #9912
    Messages:
    75,576
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Bryan
    OH
    Vehicle:
    2010 CrewMax limited 4X4
    6" lift 35" Toyo M/T
    Good morning Bree!
     
    4x4_Angel[QUOTED] likes this.
  9. Nov 4, 2019 at 9:19 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2017
    Member:
    #9912
    Messages:
    75,576
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Bryan
    OH
    Vehicle:
    2010 CrewMax limited 4X4
    6" lift 35" Toyo M/T
  10. Nov 4, 2019 at 9:19 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2017
    Member:
    #9912
    Messages:
    75,576
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Bryan
    OH
    Vehicle:
    2010 CrewMax limited 4X4
    6" lift 35" Toyo M/T
  11. Nov 4, 2019 at 9:33 AM
    Kerch71

    Kerch71 Surgical Precision

    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2018
    Member:
    #14195
    Messages:
    1,709
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Matt
    Mechanicsville VA
    Vehicle:
    2015 CM SC TRD Pro/ICON/Total Chaos Build
    CM TRD Pro glass panels, Icon 2.5, TC long travel UCA/LCA, Toyota supercharger, Airlift rear suspension, Warn winch, custom front and rear bumper, Coachbuilder roof rack, lengthened chassis 12", 37" Nitto Grapplers, custom graphics, Magnaflow Flowmaster 4" SS Exhaust
    Great idea. This is an extra one I have stored somewhere in my garage. Forgot to take out the battery before I stored it. Duh!
     
    OR18TRD[QUOTED] likes this.
  12. Nov 4, 2019 at 9:51 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Member:
    #2160
    Messages:
    25,274
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jose
    Houston, TX
    Vehicle:
    2016 White Crew Max TRD
    TRD Pro Grille, ESP Storage, Tailgate Inserts, Line-X Bedliner, Weathertech Floorliners, Wet Okole Seat Covers, 5" Shorty Antenna, Mickey Thompson MM-366 Wheels, ToyTec Boss, 35" BFG KO2 to name a few.
    Morning. Long day today. Flying out to CT later today for work :plane:
     
  13. Nov 4, 2019 at 10:18 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Member:
    #2160
    Messages:
    25,274
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jose
    Houston, TX
    Vehicle:
    2016 White Crew Max TRD
    TRD Pro Grille, ESP Storage, Tailgate Inserts, Line-X Bedliner, Weathertech Floorliners, Wet Okole Seat Covers, 5" Shorty Antenna, Mickey Thompson MM-366 Wheels, ToyTec Boss, 35" BFG KO2 to name a few.
    Beep
     
    OR18TRD likes this.
  14. Nov 4, 2019 at 10:29 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Member:
    #2160
    Messages:
    25,274
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jose
    Houston, TX
    Vehicle:
    2016 White Crew Max TRD
    TRD Pro Grille, ESP Storage, Tailgate Inserts, Line-X Bedliner, Weathertech Floorliners, Wet Okole Seat Covers, 5" Shorty Antenna, Mickey Thompson MM-366 Wheels, ToyTec Boss, 35" BFG KO2 to name a few.
    Beep
     
    jewsNbrews and Kerch71 like this.
  15. Nov 4, 2019 at 10:33 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Member:
    #2160
    Messages:
    25,274
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jose
    Houston, TX
    Vehicle:
    2016 White Crew Max TRD
    TRD Pro Grille, ESP Storage, Tailgate Inserts, Line-X Bedliner, Weathertech Floorliners, Wet Okole Seat Covers, 5" Shorty Antenna, Mickey Thompson MM-366 Wheels, ToyTec Boss, 35" BFG KO2 to name a few.
    Don't know what you're talking about. You must be hearing things :monocle:
     
    jewsNbrews likes this.
  16. Nov 4, 2019 at 10:36 AM
    Kerch71

    Kerch71 Surgical Precision

    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2018
    Member:
    #14195
    Messages:
    1,709
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Matt
    Mechanicsville VA
    Vehicle:
    2015 CM SC TRD Pro/ICON/Total Chaos Build
    CM TRD Pro glass panels, Icon 2.5, TC long travel UCA/LCA, Toyota supercharger, Airlift rear suspension, Warn winch, custom front and rear bumper, Coachbuilder roof rack, lengthened chassis 12", 37" Nitto Grapplers, custom graphics, Magnaflow Flowmaster 4" SS Exhaust
    What the hell keeps BEEPING?!?!
     
  17. Nov 4, 2019 at 10:46 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Member:
    #2160
    Messages:
    25,274
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jose
    Houston, TX
    Vehicle:
    2016 White Crew Max TRD
    TRD Pro Grille, ESP Storage, Tailgate Inserts, Line-X Bedliner, Weathertech Floorliners, Wet Okole Seat Covers, 5" Shorty Antenna, Mickey Thompson MM-366 Wheels, ToyTec Boss, 35" BFG KO2 to name a few.
    What beeping (beep). I don't hear anything :notsure:
     
    Kerch71[QUOTED] likes this.
  18. Nov 4, 2019 at 11:00 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2018
    Member:
    #14884
    Messages:
    29,544
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jim
    Hudson Valley, New York
    Vehicle:
    2018 MGM Tundra TRD Sport Double Cab
    Safe travels
    Safe travels.
     
    Trooper2[QUOTED] likes this.
  19. Nov 4, 2019 at 11:04 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2018
    Member:
    #14884
    Messages:
    29,544
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jim
    Hudson Valley, New York
    Vehicle:
    2018 MGM Tundra TRD Sport Double Cab
    Safe travels Jose.
    What part of CT are you going to? Next time maybe I will meet you if it's close.
     
  20. Nov 4, 2019 at 11:05 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Member:
    #2160
    Messages:
    25,274
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jose
    Houston, TX
    Vehicle:
    2016 White Crew Max TRD
    TRD Pro Grille, ESP Storage, Tailgate Inserts, Line-X Bedliner, Weathertech Floorliners, Wet Okole Seat Covers, 5" Shorty Antenna, Mickey Thompson MM-366 Wheels, ToyTec Boss, 35" BFG KO2 to name a few.
    Thanks. I'll be in Plainfield. But CT is a small state so I can go from one side to the other in about an hour LOL
     
    Black Wolf, jewsNbrews and RLHULK like this.
  21. Nov 4, 2019 at 11:12 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2018
    Member:
    #14884
    Messages:
    29,544
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jim
    Hudson Valley, New York
    Vehicle:
    2018 MGM Tundra TRD Sport Double Cab
    Just watch for the grey Ford's with ###-UTZ in the license plates.:thumbsup:
    Next time you go give me notice it's about 2.5 hours away.
     
  22. Nov 4, 2019 at 11:18 AM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2015
    Member:
    #2054
    Messages:
    5,564
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Rich
    Oklahoma, Toyota seat trim durability tester
    Vehicle:
    2022 Silverado LT.
    Still rolling stock baby....
    Smoke alarms need to be replaced every 10 years. That’s the life span of a smoke detector. Batteries replaced every year.
     
    Black Wolf, CBrown and jewsNbrews like this.
  23. Nov 4, 2019 at 11:19 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

    Joined:
    May 30, 2016
    Member:
    #3487
    Messages:
    50,713
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    The 956, TEXAS
    None yet
    KIMG0661.jpg
    3 is the magic number
     
    jewsNbrews and RLHULK like this.
  24. Nov 4, 2019 at 11:28 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Member:
    #2160
    Messages:
    25,274
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jose
    Houston, TX
    Vehicle:
    2016 White Crew Max TRD
    TRD Pro Grille, ESP Storage, Tailgate Inserts, Line-X Bedliner, Weathertech Floorliners, Wet Okole Seat Covers, 5" Shorty Antenna, Mickey Thompson MM-366 Wheels, ToyTec Boss, 35" BFG KO2 to name a few.
    Sounds like a plan. This time I have a cadre of people traveling with me so I can't escape :(

    @Pudge needed my help installing his new supercharger this week, but I had to bow out :frusty:
     
    Black Wolf, Pudge and jewsNbrews like this.
  25. Nov 4, 2019 at 11:29 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Member:
    #2160
    Messages:
    25,274
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jose
    Houston, TX
    Vehicle:
    2016 White Crew Max TRD
    TRD Pro Grille, ESP Storage, Tailgate Inserts, Line-X Bedliner, Weathertech Floorliners, Wet Okole Seat Covers, 5" Shorty Antenna, Mickey Thompson MM-366 Wheels, ToyTec Boss, 35" BFG KO2 to name a few.
    You and threesomes.
     
    jewsNbrews likes this.
  26. Nov 4, 2019 at 11:53 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

    Joined:
    May 30, 2016
    Member:
    #3487
    Messages:
    50,713
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    The 956, TEXAS
    None yet
    You should know
     
    TXMiamiFan[QUOTED] likes this.
  27. Nov 4, 2019 at 11:57 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Member:
    #2160
    Messages:
    25,274
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jose
    Houston, TX
    Vehicle:
    2016 White Crew Max TRD
    TRD Pro Grille, ESP Storage, Tailgate Inserts, Line-X Bedliner, Weathertech Floorliners, Wet Okole Seat Covers, 5" Shorty Antenna, Mickey Thompson MM-366 Wheels, ToyTec Boss, 35" BFG KO2 to name a few.
    :fistbump:
     
    jewsNbrews likes this.
  28. Nov 4, 2019 at 12:19 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2018
    Member:
    #14506
    Messages:
    15,039
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tim
    Jewiston Idaho
    Vehicle:
    2019 TRD PRO
    Bolt on
    Give him time! He'll have his pro soon enough :muscleflexing::burnrubber:
     
    TXMiamiFan[QUOTED] likes this.
  29. Nov 4, 2019 at 12:56 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2017
    Member:
    #9912
    Messages:
    75,576
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Bryan
    OH
    Vehicle:
    2010 CrewMax limited 4X4
    6" lift 35" Toyo M/T
    Probably a little late now but safe travels.
     
  30. Nov 4, 2019 at 12:57 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Member:
    #2160
    Messages:
    25,274
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jose
    Houston, TX
    Vehicle:
    2016 White Crew Max TRD
    TRD Pro Grille, ESP Storage, Tailgate Inserts, Line-X Bedliner, Weathertech Floorliners, Wet Okole Seat Covers, 5" Shorty Antenna, Mickey Thompson MM-366 Wheels, ToyTec Boss, 35" BFG KO2 to name a few.
    Nope, you're good. Flight is at 6PM :thumbsup:

    Thanks.
     
    OR18TRD and Prostar 190[QUOTED] like this.

Products Discussed in

To Top