Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Morning gentlemen!

 

My kid asked us to stop using plastic straws at home. We use metal ones....

 

Thanks to @Bob for producing for us.

 

Or a woman. No one knows his true identity as no one has ever seen him (or her)

 

Cracked 1000 posts. All those crap repost unfunny pics has paid off.

 

And your frozen "snowman"

 

What are those?

 

Yea, slowly realizing it may not be our year

We may only be the American League Champs this year, not too bad.

A guy at work made a good point and asked, "would you rather be a Yankee fan"? LOL

 

Hope you didn't get furniture from Mattress Max back back back back back

 

Nope. Didn't bite. Too big a gamble.... LOL

How's the wife? Pouty?

 

Yup, and all her friends too lol

 

Be nice to her! It could pay off

 

I am nice, I buy her bling things to cover for me being an asshole to her lol and she forgets all about it lol

 

Maybe a new swim suit would cheer her up? Here is a nice one

 

Batter up!


Actually bought her some leather earrings tear drop shaped very back is blue middle is orange and front is white with a start cut out, they were made and sold at a craft show off 290 and I bought her Verlander wife's sweater that she wore last year, hard to find item at the time

 

It's 50° out here, I'm going to die

 

Random thought of the day:

I have a journeyman red seal trade under my belt. I'm 3/4 of the way done fire fighter training school. Likely switching into another trade next year while applying to fire depts. Now I'm thinking that when the academic section of fire school is done I should enrolln an online, self paced Bachelor of History with a minor in political science from a local university.

Aiming for 2 trades, specialty fire training and a degree by age 40. The Woman thinks I'm crazy. Should I tell her I'm also kicking around the idea of EMT school?

 

Had a friend give me shit for being excited about my heated seats considering I live in Texas. But, leather gets cold and even at 35* the seat heaters are so awesome. I couldn’t imagine not having them now.

 

Knowledge is everything. The more you know the more valuable you become.

With that being said.....

Go get a real job and make some money. You can't go to school forever!!

 

LOL! I wish I could go to school forever. It'd be easier. I currently work 60 hours a week on average. I need to work less! I've been in the welding trade for 10+ years. Trade school was a total of 6 months, split into three 2 month blocks over 3 years. Fire school is being done online in the small bit of free time I get. The history degree would be done online as well. Other than the 6 months of tradeschool, I haven't been in full time school at all since graduating high school. Been working in one way or the other since before then too.

 

What are you going to do with a history degree??

 

Dunno. Probably nothing. I've always loved history and have wanted to study it in a more structured form. But I realized there are no career prospects for it, hence why I entered the trades. Now that I make a decent living and am on track to start applying for a dream job (firefighting), I can pursue the degree as a side thing. The 4 year degree would probably take 6+ years to finish with the program I'm looking at. Instead of wasting my evenings watching tv or playing video games, I can be studying something I enjoy and earning a degree. Looks like it can be done by plugging away at it a few hours as week.

I've also always wanted to be a well rounded person. I've proven I can work with my hands as a professional tradesman. Now I guess I want to prove I can work my brain as well.