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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 12, 2019 at 8:29 AM
    Trog

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    Was a bit chilly here as well, warming up though
     
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  2. Oct 12, 2019 at 8:30 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Morning Bryan
     
  3. Oct 12, 2019 at 8:30 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    That's badass!!! :headbang:
     
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  4. Oct 12, 2019 at 8:34 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Sounds like some good times in the makings.
     
  5. Oct 12, 2019 at 8:35 AM
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    I think so too, take the missus to my old stomping grounds
     
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  6. Oct 12, 2019 at 8:35 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Yeah you like boobs....







































    Man boobs
     
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  7. Oct 12, 2019 at 8:39 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Took mine to Fla and Ft. Jackson. We got a chance to see our boy get smoked by Drill Sgt. Oh the memories.
     
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  8. Oct 12, 2019 at 8:53 AM
    Atomic City Tundra

    Atomic City Tundra Cam Tower Leak Addict

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  9. Oct 12, 2019 at 9:03 AM
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    Too funny, don’t miss the days
     
  10. Oct 12, 2019 at 9:03 AM
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    I’m out cya laterz, have a great day
     
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  11. Oct 12, 2019 at 10:01 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Nope, me either! We'll be in your neck of the woods next summer for the baby boys graduation.
     
  12. Oct 12, 2019 at 10:05 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  13. Oct 12, 2019 at 10:17 AM
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    G’day everyone!! Saturday means fun day. Dinner at a friends later then watch Yankees game

    :cheers:
     
  14. Oct 12, 2019 at 10:24 AM
    Rubberdown

    Rubberdown Spilling my guts here.

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    Booooooo
     
  15. Oct 12, 2019 at 10:25 AM
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    GO CARDINALS!! Sorry Adam/Alfie
     
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  16. Oct 12, 2019 at 10:28 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    1570901270296256966336.jpg
    Hot bowl of Pozole on a chilly day
     
  17. Oct 12, 2019 at 10:48 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Da fuq is your problem?
    Yankees suck.
     
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  18. Oct 12, 2019 at 10:50 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    I have no prbolem, I'm a Yankees fan, you have the problem
     
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  19. Oct 12, 2019 at 11:51 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Yeah buddy!
     
  20. Oct 12, 2019 at 11:53 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good afternoon Kevin! Safe travels!
     
  21. Oct 12, 2019 at 11:55 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Interior of the truck wing cleaned to get trail dust out. It’s been dusted, cleaned with water, vacuumed, mats scrubbed and washed, windows and seats cleaned and now finishing dash and stuff with pumpkin spice cleaner.

    A9134F23-1DB1-46E5-AFDE-46EB49749ACF.jpg

    Not gonna lie; got a chubby right about now.
     
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  22. Oct 12, 2019 at 11:56 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good afternoon Alfie!
     
  23. Oct 12, 2019 at 12:45 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Theres nothing like that first beer when you're back at high altitude after being at sea level for awhile.

    Cheap drinking today!! I imagine here in a little while I will be pretty irresistible.
     
  24. Oct 12, 2019 at 12:50 PM
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    Same thing here.... I see $$$ out the chimney
     
  25. Oct 12, 2019 at 12:57 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    As long as you dont see your breath it ain't that cold. My queen doesnt see it that way though.
     
  26. Oct 12, 2019 at 1:08 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    I will be sending the boy up with my truck in a few.
     
  27. Oct 12, 2019 at 2:00 PM
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    Make sure he’s bringing the brats too
     
  28. Oct 12, 2019 at 2:07 PM
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    I've had two little sappling trees in the corner that I wanted to dig out. I figured they were volunteers growing off an old root. I dug a bit and sure enough I found a few old roots, I grabbed a hold of one and pulled... then pulled harder. It started to go sideways so I pulled up real hard and it was like the movie tremors where something comes out of the earth leaving a big trench. Thing is a little over 6 feet long.

    20191012_135906.jpg
     
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  29. Oct 12, 2019 at 2:08 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Sheeeet, if I knew that's all, I would have been there before I started consumption.:D

    At least my back doesn't hurt so much right now.
     
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  30. Oct 12, 2019 at 2:18 PM
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    I’m cheap and easy ;)
     
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