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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 20, 2017 at 7:50 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Jsena

    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    TXMiamiFan

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    joonbug

    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    You’re gonna be a possum for Halloween?
     
  5. Oct 20, 2017 at 8:27 AM
    vl184009

    vl184009 Cheers Boys!

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    How the hell does a 4yr. old know who Harley Quinn is, that's the better question? But..that being said, NO i would not! They learn so young these days, it's scary.
     
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    Jsena

    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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  7. Oct 20, 2017 at 8:54 AM
    smslavin

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    the only decent halloween rabbit would be frank...

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:04 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    :puke: :puke: :puke:
     
  9. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:16 AM
    smslavin

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    i got home from the airport yesterday and walked in on my wife and oldest daughter having a conversation i need no part of. period stuff i can handle. 4 women in the house so i don't have any choice. the sex talk was at the very edge of my comfort zone with them so i let bec handle it. what i walked into yesterday was stepping the sex talk up to 11. i'm still :lalala:.
     
  10. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:18 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    WTF? How old is your oldest?
     
  11. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:22 AM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    Wtf were they talking about? Now I'm trying to figure out what's worse than the sex talk or sex related...
     
  12. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:23 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    exactly!!!!! I about died when she stayed telling me about her and THE MOVIE! I have no control over things when she is with her father so my concerns don't matter to him at all when it comes to my kids
     
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  13. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:24 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Get over it....it's a part of life....
     
  14. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:24 AM
    smslavin

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    15 going on 30. she's way beyond her classmates in terms of mental and social maturity. super smart kid and would much prefer skipping high school and going direct to college.

    bec and i have always treated and spoken to our kids as if they were adults. no kids table type stuff. so, i can appreciate the conversation they were having yesterday but, sometimes, there are things you don't want to know.
     
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    True, but not to be her shorts. I'd take the week off.
     
  16. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:25 AM
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    boardude I am Batman

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    My daughter is only 6 months old and I'm already dreading these kinds of talks. The only thing I have come up with ao far is to stay away from boys like me lol
     
  17. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:26 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek: what did you do? nevermind...I'm.not sure i want to know
     
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  18. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:26 AM
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    haha! exactly! that's all i've got too.
     
  19. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:27 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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    I got 6 years to go then, hopefully.
     
  20. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:28 AM
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    it goes faster than you think but you've probably already realized that
     
  21. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:30 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    LMAO:rofl:
     
  22. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:30 AM
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    boardude I am Batman

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    I would say but it would get me banned from life on here lol. Jk, I just thought I was the biggest playa with my spiked tips and puka shells
     
  23. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:30 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Guess i better start looking for places....very desolate places
     
  24. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:31 AM
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    :rofl: :thumbsup:
     
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  25. Oct 20, 2017 at 9:32 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    This is so true...:(
     
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    THIS! I hate it.
     
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    Our oldest asked the wife about her classmates having bigger boobs than her. I noped my way out of that conversation so quickly.
     
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    I would have said GREAT! They boys can stare at your friends and leave you alone.
     
  29. Oct 20, 2017 at 10:51 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl: come on dad!
     
  30. Oct 20, 2017 at 10:52 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Today's discussion on @aramirez73 Show...Will 35s fit? Asking for a friend.....15085218942571032568827.jpg
     
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