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    Yeah, I’m not sure how much I can say...
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  5. Sep 26, 2019 at 3:11 AM
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    All I know is he’s off the site...
     
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  6. Sep 26, 2019 at 3:54 AM
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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    That's what I was wondering. :notsure:
     
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  7. Sep 26, 2019 at 3:54 AM
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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Forever?
     
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  8. Sep 26, 2019 at 3:58 AM
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    It's OK, I'm still here. Just been busy
     
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    Do your posts get deleted too or do they stay?
     
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    Good morning Panda!
     
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    Good morning Jim!
     
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    Good morning tundras! Time to get ready for work! Have a great Thursday!
     
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    Good morning squad.
     
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    Depends...
     
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    All the white ones falling behind again.
     
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    It’s ok. You have my permission to share.
     
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    Thanks Jason!
     
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    No problem. I’m feeling magnanimous.
     
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    Will you keep this magnanimousness thru the holidays?
     
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    Good night all.:bored:
     
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    I’ll try. It’s pretty difficult this time of year.

    The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple of hours went by. Dad wasn’t home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went and still nothing.
    So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. And that’s when I noticed the smell.
    The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He’d been climbing down the chimney on Christmas Eve, his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that’s how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

    Then Gremlins invaded my town, so I had to deal with that also.
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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