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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 23, 2019 at 4:59 PM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    When I was running a campground a few years ago, I had one burn to the ground on its maiden voyage. Fire Marshall report found it to be a screw put into the wiring of the rooftop AC unit. Luckily the family dog alerted them and they got out before it went up. Happened around 2AM. 6B0C3E21-6A34-4C72-975E-4981562EF656.jpg
     
  2. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:07 PM
    hagrid

    hagrid The most diverse of Diversity Hires!

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    I'm gonna say that due to how the cans were packaged one of them received a ding and that initiated a failure.

    The only thing that refutes my theory is that as soon as the vessel (can) begins to rupture the internal pressure begins to fall. Hence, the rupture shouldn't be very large physically.

    Since the can has been beat up after the failure it makes a forensic failure analysis very difficult. Suffice to say if there were a defect in the material the can should've burst very early... before it ever left the brewery.

    If the failure was externally induced then it must've been very localized: the rest of the cans are undamaged.
     
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  3. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:08 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    That put a damper on the weekend. Good thing the dog was alert. I had a dog do that once for me. She came in the livingroom and just had a look on her face I followed her and here the fridge melted down and was smoking
     
  4. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:11 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

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    Still taste relatively okay?
     
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  5. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:12 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    That's a good doggo! Holy cow though
     
  6. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:30 PM
    MARanger

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    Yeah, here’s some photos from the morning of what’s left. They were in town for a big archery shoot and lost 5 top end bows as well. I found a half melted riser shifting through the debris. This happened in 2016, but for some reason I can’t bring myself to delete the photos.54FDE921-AB7B-4CAC-A13C-C4F6EFF2414A.jpg32E03E16-565F-48B2-92F0-8A52FBDDFF33.jpg 4733C3E2-ECE5-4F14-971E-C720E35BC637.jpg
     
  7. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:38 PM
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    Morning y’all!!
    Time to go stimulate another hole.
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  8. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:44 PM
    JMB

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    Still tastes like bud light, so yeah my wife thinks so.
     
  9. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:49 PM
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    Fool.

     
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  10. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:50 PM
    Tempest

    Tempest You feel lucky??!!

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    Guess we are going to get more tonight....we will see what happens
     
  11. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:50 PM
    JMB

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    What I was thinking. The majority of the remnants are protruding in an external direction. But there are many dings that go inwards. My receiving clerk, the mother of my children too, said that can was in the bottom of the box.

    Inconclusive failure analysis equals aliens. :alien:
     
  12. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:52 PM
    JMB

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    For getting bud light or for inviting aliens into my house?
     
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  13. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:56 PM
    Azblue

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    Aliens probably injected their larva in the alien Bud Light cans. Whomever drank that beer will most likely explode in a few weeks.

    Boy am I glad I switched to Miller Lite a while back.
     
  14. Sep 23, 2019 at 6:00 PM
    JMB

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    If I explode, I'll try to get selfies.
     
  15. Sep 23, 2019 at 6:03 PM
    War Machine

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    Mo-Net just implanted you so hard.
     
  16. Sep 23, 2019 at 6:06 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Please do and also please leave written instructions for whoever finds them to post the pics here as well, as you'll probably be dead from the exploding.
     
  17. Sep 23, 2019 at 6:07 PM
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    Good point!
     
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    JMB

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    Those bastards, I didn't feel a thing. At least they could have made it feel good.
     
  19. Sep 23, 2019 at 6:12 PM
    JMB

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    Writing them now.
     
  20. Sep 23, 2019 at 6:20 PM
    JMB

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    What? Wait, I just put Mo-Net in the Google and either I've been infected by the Missouri health care system or by someone named Monet :eek2:
     
  21. Sep 23, 2019 at 6:20 PM
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    :gossip: They’re not supposed to find that out when the larvae hatch...
     
  22. Sep 23, 2019 at 6:24 PM
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    Also delete your browser history
     
  23. Sep 23, 2019 at 6:27 PM
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    What?

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  24. Sep 23, 2019 at 6:41 PM
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    Won’t do any good. Cannot hide from us!
     
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    https://youtu.be/8fvTxv46ano
     
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    Yup there is a thunderstorm over head now so I'm sure there is more on the way, they said it will be all week with the storm coming up from Mexico....we needed the rain! Good thing the pool guy drained some.of the pool water out so it wont flood!
     
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    You feed it?
     
  29. Sep 23, 2019 at 7:31 PM
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    a wild trash panda, capture and tame it to become MO royalty
     
  30. Sep 23, 2019 at 7:37 PM
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    Stupid f&@! Verizon! Got new phone Friday but only got to activate yesterday when I was on wifi, all good and at some point this morning “no cellular coverage” and 2+ hrs with online chat and on/off phone...finally got this pricey toy to work!:angrygirl:
     

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