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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 15, 2019 at 6:40 PM
    Black Wolf

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    Actually I do have mass quantities of D cells at work....
     
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  2. Sep 15, 2019 at 6:41 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    They were just inducted into the Rock and roll Hall of Fame
    :(
     
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  3. Sep 15, 2019 at 6:42 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    But no horse power. I had a new to me 75..in 75....a total dog.. Large V8 with 160 hp....shit...
     
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  4. Sep 15, 2019 at 6:42 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    That sucks! I was listening to The Cars the other night.
    RIP
     
  5. Sep 15, 2019 at 6:44 PM
    Black Wolf

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    Only two original members left if not mistaken..
     
  6. Sep 15, 2019 at 6:48 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I saw the Rock and roll Hall of Fame on HBO few months back, I'm listening to them now
     
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  7. Sep 15, 2019 at 7:15 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Time for trex costume. Batteries are here lol
     
  8. Sep 15, 2019 at 7:18 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    :popcorn:
     
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  9. Sep 15, 2019 at 7:20 PM
    T-Rex266

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  10. Sep 15, 2019 at 7:31 PM
    Black Wolf

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    Yep.. first thing I did was pay for a pair of Hookers......:eek:.......headers, cut off Cats and had dual Cherry Bomb exhaust...wasn't illegal to cut the Cats off in Orygun back then....a stupid Kali thing....like our AIP's. ;)
     
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  11. Sep 15, 2019 at 7:40 PM
    T-Rex266

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  12. Sep 15, 2019 at 7:43 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    FA158407-0EC0-48DC-B600-094DA1C4813B.jpg
     
  13. Sep 15, 2019 at 7:45 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Wife said “one size fits all costumes never fit you” :(

    Going to try another day:(
     
  14. Sep 15, 2019 at 7:53 PM
    Black Wolf

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    More like "the horror"......ie....Apocalypse Now movie for you young un's
     
  15. Sep 15, 2019 at 7:53 PM
    Black Wolf

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    WTF ???? Must be too big... hee...hee..seriously with your forearms......not surprised it is too tight.

    Oh wait.....have the wifey put it on....
     
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  16. Sep 15, 2019 at 7:56 PM
    Black Wolf

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    So ironic...
     
  17. Sep 15, 2019 at 8:07 PM
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    WHAT!
     
  18. Sep 15, 2019 at 8:07 PM
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    It's a little of both!
     
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    Mine fits...missed-noahs-ark-no-problem-232169.jpg
     
  20. Sep 15, 2019 at 8:17 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Vaseline?

    Give it back to me so I can exchange. Or I can email return tag from Amazon.
     
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  21. Sep 15, 2019 at 8:23 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Morning tundra clan or night however you want to look at it. another midnight shift about to go in the books.
     
  22. Sep 15, 2019 at 8:42 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Lemme try once more this week. It was a challenge getting into it, but once more I’ll try
     
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  23. Sep 15, 2019 at 8:42 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Summabish
     
  24. Sep 15, 2019 at 9:13 PM
    Black Wolf

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    Got Icelandic yet??? the blue cans....
     
  25. Sep 15, 2019 at 9:14 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Yoda saying...."but once more I'll try"...:thumbsup::fistbump::cheers:
     
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  26. Sep 15, 2019 at 9:19 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Spelling reported to spelling cop.... @ARamirez73 and quite frankly to @ColoradoTJ .... I think I'm in another time zone after the Viking Icelandic brewski. Glad I'm not a Bronco fan... (had to mention that)


    .....oh wait.... did Miami win???....TB.......:crapstorm:
     
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  27. Sep 15, 2019 at 9:22 PM
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    Mernin! 20190916_002133.jpg
     
  28. Sep 15, 2019 at 9:39 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    :rofl:
     
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  29. Sep 15, 2019 at 9:46 PM
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    Do, or do not. There is no try
     
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    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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